Work: The RPG

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Ways to waste time at work: Join a conversation with co-workes in which everything is described as an RPG

Jerrold
12:19
Jerrold uses INSPIRATION
The attack fails.
Rosanna uses HIPSTER ZEAL
Critical Hit!
Jerrold loses 50 HP

Rosanna
12:21
rosanna buys a jug of magic juice from the goblin shopkeeper
health goes down 80

Me:
12:27 PM
Nicole cast a level 3 spell on Jerrold
Jerrold is transformed into a PRODUCTIVE WORKER level 1

Jerrold:
12:28 PM
That's some spell
Dan answers the phone : Server failure in Land of Room 101
Dan gains 30 XP
It's a WILD HEATHER
Dan loses 50 HP

Me:
12:34
Dan returns from battle with HEATHER
Experience +10
Returns with Key of Sorrow
and Candy + 2 HP

Jerrold:
12:35
Candy is stale
-5 HP

Jerrold:
Jerrold casts spell on Nicole
Nicole thinks it's lunchtime

me:
Nicole has formed a hunting party in "The Lunchroom"
Do you accept to join this party?
Y/N

Rosanna:
Y

Jerrold:
Y
Jerrold uses microwave.
Jerrold does not know how to use microwave
Jerrold obtains scroll of knowledge

me:
Nicole has received an error in joining HUNTING PARTY
Has already engaged in battle with HABIBA at 1 pm
Morale -30