Best Quotes of the Evening
Uncle about my sisters date: You can tell his mom squeezed on his way out because his head is pointy.
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Mom: You know what they say about people who wear white pants.
Uncle: They're on their period?
Meg: NO! They take it up the ass.
Tyler yells to me: Why aren't you wearing white pants?
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Uncle sticking a chocolate with my sisters picture on it: I'm going to put your face down my pants.
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Aunt: I was driving in the car with Gay Clark and...
Uncle (her brother): Oh because we know any other Clark.
Aunt: and Megan
Uncle: Straight Megan?
Aunt: was trying to get with Clark.
Uncle: Gay Clark.
Aunt: And Carol and I were just dying.
Uncle: Oh that's straight Carol, I know her.
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Uncle announcing to my sister and everyone around after noticing her date poked holes in her picture: You're gonna be single tomorrow!
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Mom: You know what they say about people who wear white pants.
Uncle: They're on their period?
Meg: NO! They take it up the ass.
Tyler yells to me: Why aren't you wearing white pants?
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Uncle sticking a chocolate with my sisters picture on it: I'm going to put your face down my pants.
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Aunt: I was driving in the car with Gay Clark and...
Uncle (her brother): Oh because we know any other Clark.
Aunt: and Megan
Uncle: Straight Megan?
Aunt: was trying to get with Clark.
Uncle: Gay Clark.
Aunt: And Carol and I were just dying.
Uncle: Oh that's straight Carol, I know her.
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Uncle announcing to my sister and everyone around after noticing her date poked holes in her picture: You're gonna be single tomorrow!