Let's play fill in the blank
"You say $x like that's a bad thing."
Here are a couple to get you started:
$x = "my stalker left me a birthday card";
$x = "took nacho cheese chips and pureed them";
The latter was prompted by this review of America's Next Great Restaurant:
Aimee is next, with SoupZ. She proffers spicy vegetable mix signature soup. The panelists are disgusted! Bobby Flay says her soup tastes like you took nacho cheese chips and pureed it, as if that wouldnt be the most delicious thing in the world.
Here are a couple to get you started:
$x = "my stalker left me a birthday card";
$x = "took nacho cheese chips and pureed them";
The latter was prompted by this review of America's Next Great Restaurant:
Aimee is next, with SoupZ. She proffers spicy vegetable mix signature soup. The panelists are disgusted! Bobby Flay says her soup tastes like you took nacho cheese chips and pureed it, as if that wouldnt be the most delicious thing in the world.