Gunning for Dr. Phil's job

[nminusone]

One of the special joys/challenges of overhearing phone conversations is that you only get to hear one side. This woman was having a long and sometimes heated discussion about her friend's love life:

You don't love them.
(pause)
No,
(pause)
Girl you do not love them. If you loved them you wouldn't be cheatin' on them both!