The ^Evil Genius that is ATHF
From ATHF, The Broodwich:
The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
Frylock: See, told ya.
Shake: I tasted mustard.
The Voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
Shake: Well... how come no bacon?
The Voice: Bacon is extra!
Shake: You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!
The Voice: There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil!…And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!
Shake: Bacon aside, this is the best damned sandwich I've ever had.
Damn it, now I'm hungry. Hungry for The Meats of Evil!
The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
Frylock: See, told ya.
Shake: I tasted mustard.
The Voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
Shake: Well... how come no bacon?
The Voice: Bacon is extra!
Shake: You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!
The Voice: There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil!…And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!
Shake: Bacon aside, this is the best damned sandwich I've ever had.
Damn it, now I'm hungry. Hungry for The Meats of Evil!