Toddler for hire
Bumped into hobbitdave while waiting for the bus with ias and the garklet after work today. Cue the following conversation after Dave left:
garkletWhy that hobbitdave? nmgWell, that's his name. garkletWhere is hobbitdave going? nmgHe's on his way home to see gnommi. garkletWhy? nmgBecause he's gnommi's boyfriend! garkletWhy he gnommi's boyfriend? nmgBecause they like each other a lot. That's why they live together. garklet*nods sagely* garkletI think they need a boy. nmgPardon? garkletI think they need a boy. nmgWhat kind of boy? A little boy, like you? garkletYes. They need a little boy like me.