Alfred F. Jones > Chuck Norris
So over at the hetalia com, there's an epic discussion of epicness in which Chuck Norris gets replaced by Al.
I'm going to put my faves here. XD
Alfred F. Jones does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Alfred F. Jones' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
(Except Matt makes him cry. So I bet Canada has a cure for cancer!)
There are no such things as tornadoes, Alfred F. Jones just hates trailer parks.
Alfred F. Jones always has sex on the first date. Always. (ohbby)
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Alfred F. Jones.
In Soviet Russia...No, Alfred F. Jones still kills you.
When Alfred F. Jones plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
In honor of Alfred F. Jones, all McDonalds in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Alfredsized.
Alfred F. Jones can make you pregnant just by looking at you.
Alfred F. Jones has counted to infinity. Twice.
Oh Al, you're so epic. :3 If only you were so irl. >>; [/annoyed with the govt]
I'm going to put my faves here. XD
Alfred F. Jones does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Alfred F. Jones' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
(Except Matt makes him cry. So I bet Canada has a cure for cancer!)
There are no such things as tornadoes, Alfred F. Jones just hates trailer parks.
Alfred F. Jones always has sex on the first date. Always. (ohbby)
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Alfred F. Jones.
In Soviet Russia...No, Alfred F. Jones still kills you.
When Alfred F. Jones plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
In honor of Alfred F. Jones, all McDonalds in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Alfredsized.
Alfred F. Jones can make you pregnant just by looking at you.
Alfred F. Jones has counted to infinity. Twice.
Oh Al, you're so epic. :3 If only you were so irl. >>; [/annoyed with the govt]