xander jokes...

Dec 31, 2008 18:42

Q: How does the frog swim through garbage cubes?
A: With their noses

Q: How do ducks count?
A: with thier noses!

Q: How does the frog count to 7-8-9-10 12?
A: With thier noses

Q: How does a cube talk to 7?
A: With thier garbage on top of them!

Q: How does a cutter cut cubes?
A: With the help from the little animals!

Q: how does a tree talk to 7-8-9-10?
A: with thier leaves!

Q: How does the squirrel say it's sorry?
A: With thier fingers!

Q: How does a Xander Frog say hello with (while) he's flying?
A: With his Hangladder (Hang glider)

Q: How does a circle talk to 7-8-9-10 an a guinne pig?
A: He whispers in a ear in a frog in a lake..

Q: How does a piper talk to a lake?
A: With her feet!

Q: Does a Kite named Barnaby say I love you?
A: With thier tail

Sarah: "How do you come up with all these jokes?"
Xander: "It's a secret!"

I think Xander may have a shot at primetime... Some of this is better than Seinfeld material.
Previous post Next post
Up