On Evergreen Housing
Mopsy and I were talking (after several hours of Firefly) about the necessity of procuring a floor lamp for my apartment next year. She noted the proximity of the Capitol Building, and the relative availability of floor lamps.
Which led to:
NEW HOUSING THEMES!!!
Congressional Furnishings Dorm
Furnished entirely with items purloined from Congressional offices. Y'know. Those green bankers lamps, marble sculpturing, photos of past Congressmen and their families. The student can expect to sleep on authentic Clinton-era Oval Office carpeting, or one of those uncomfortable sofas to be found in any hallway of any government building.
Greener Dorm
All furnishings, wall art and food storage containers are made from hemp. The walls are made from all natural wild-growing native marijuana plants. Showers not included. Meal plan consists of cookies, and spaghetti with "oregano".
Geoduck Preservation Dorm
A dorm mimicking all the comforts of our mascot's native habitat. Carpeting: six inches of high quality mud. Bedding: One hammock suspended over the "Geoduck Socializing Pool." Several invertebrate roomates make this option affordable. No Seafood or pets.
Starfleet Regulation Dorm
Constructed of the highest quality durasteel, and furnished with all the comforts of the 23rd century. Complete with authentic side lighting panels and access to state of the art digital technology (now with programmable personalities!) Food replicator not compatible with most meal plans.
Government-Subsidized Housing
One room apartment constructed of toilet paper and tin. 6 room-mates share two cots and a fire pit. Not available with meal plan, net access, running water or healthcare. Frostbite and native wildlife a bonus! Vaccinations recommended.
Which led to:
NEW HOUSING THEMES!!!
Congressional Furnishings Dorm
Furnished entirely with items purloined from Congressional offices. Y'know. Those green bankers lamps, marble sculpturing, photos of past Congressmen and their families. The student can expect to sleep on authentic Clinton-era Oval Office carpeting, or one of those uncomfortable sofas to be found in any hallway of any government building.
Greener Dorm
All furnishings, wall art and food storage containers are made from hemp. The walls are made from all natural wild-growing native marijuana plants. Showers not included. Meal plan consists of cookies, and spaghetti with "oregano".
Geoduck Preservation Dorm
A dorm mimicking all the comforts of our mascot's native habitat. Carpeting: six inches of high quality mud. Bedding: One hammock suspended over the "Geoduck Socializing Pool." Several invertebrate roomates make this option affordable. No Seafood or pets.
Starfleet Regulation Dorm
Constructed of the highest quality durasteel, and furnished with all the comforts of the 23rd century. Complete with authentic side lighting panels and access to state of the art digital technology (now with programmable personalities!) Food replicator not compatible with most meal plans.
Government-Subsidized Housing
One room apartment constructed of toilet paper and tin. 6 room-mates share two cots and a fire pit. Not available with meal plan, net access, running water or healthcare. Frostbite and native wildlife a bonus! Vaccinations recommended.