[drabble]Press Release: The Man in Neon Green
Okay, this makes sense to no one except VinVin, Kat and myself. Anyone who reads my IRL LJ knows I really love Tennis. So... tennis drabble for happy_duck. One of many I'm sure because I owe her 50,000 words of Super Nadal. Crack idea that spawned from our trip to Paris. I kind of really love this guy... even if he did take away Federer's spot on the ATP.
[crack]Who is the Man in Neon Green?
Earlier this afternoon after twelve, but before three, the French Law Enforcers had a hostage situation aboard a elementary public education institution's passenger vehicle on their way back to school from a trip to the famed tennis arena, Roland Garros. A villian, whose identity was at the time concealed by his Lacoste cap, is believed to be the ringleader of the crisis.
Just as it was nearing snack time, when the children ages seven to eight were beginning to suffer the fatigue of starvation, a man with flowing wavy hair in bright neon green rushed onto the scene completely undetected by the super villian. After the the nobel defeat of the man in the Lacoste cap, the man who greeted himself as Super Nadal, passed out oranges to free the children from their snack hunger and left the scene as swift as he came with the parting words, "Remember kids, don't get scurvy."
Thanks to our hero, we have arrested Fallen Super, Andy Roddick for attempted kidnapping and he is currently being detained in a high security prison. We will update as more information comes in.
Will we ever see this heroic man named Super Nadal again? Only time will tell.
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AP writer: Marie Fanfille
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[crack]Who is the Man in Neon Green?
Earlier this afternoon after twelve, but before three, the French Law Enforcers had a hostage situation aboard a elementary public education institution's passenger vehicle on their way back to school from a trip to the famed tennis arena, Roland Garros. A villian, whose identity was at the time concealed by his Lacoste cap, is believed to be the ringleader of the crisis.
Just as it was nearing snack time, when the children ages seven to eight were beginning to suffer the fatigue of starvation, a man with flowing wavy hair in bright neon green rushed onto the scene completely undetected by the super villian. After the the nobel defeat of the man in the Lacoste cap, the man who greeted himself as Super Nadal, passed out oranges to free the children from their snack hunger and left the scene as swift as he came with the parting words, "Remember kids, don't get scurvy."
Thanks to our hero, we have arrested Fallen Super, Andy Roddick for attempted kidnapping and he is currently being detained in a high security prison. We will update as more information comes in.
Will we ever see this heroic man named Super Nadal again? Only time will tell.
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AP writer: Marie Fanfille
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