because WE rock thats why!
You all know that I don't generally like to take my good points and exploit them, which is why I still feel like I need a mountain to tell this on...Chance and I rocked it- we placed third at the 3 day rated horse trial! YIPEEE!!! We knocked the socks off this one chestnut horse who had an awesome dressage round and no penalties in stadium, but then because they suck at Cross Country- Chance and I came back to beat um there!
I mean, I know its not like I got first or anything- but still it was my first one- so I think thats good. And my trainer was a little mad cause now she practically HAS to move me up to novice! And WHILE we're on the subject...do you know WHAT she said? We were talking about college and she said "Natalie, I know what kind of stuff goes on at college- just be safe- wear condoms" I was like are you KIDDING me. I was NOT about to sit there and have that conversation. NO SIREE BOB! Lets just say I gave an awkward giggle to which her reply was "geez- if you can't say it how are you gonna do it?!?". I threw myself out of the truck and died. THE END. literally.
I mean, I know its not like I got first or anything- but still it was my first one- so I think thats good. And my trainer was a little mad cause now she practically HAS to move me up to novice! And WHILE we're on the subject...do you know WHAT she said? We were talking about college and she said "Natalie, I know what kind of stuff goes on at college- just be safe- wear condoms" I was like are you KIDDING me. I was NOT about to sit there and have that conversation. NO SIREE BOB! Lets just say I gave an awkward giggle to which her reply was "geez- if you can't say it how are you gonna do it?!?". I threw myself out of the truck and died. THE END. literally.