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MOTHERFUNKER, i am happy. I got into LANDAN so am therefore getting the heelll outa here come September.There too much shiz flying about in Glasgow at the moment.Too many knobfaces and the like.
I got a FUNNY chat up line at the buff the other night.
'EXCUSE ME, DO YOU LIKE FRUIT?'
'YES WHY?'
'BECAUSE MY COCKS A PEACH'
Oh how i laughed.
The Buff was stunning mind. We danced like nobodies buisness and myself and Heather engaged in a dance off with a very tall man. We won obv. I requested Kill Bill and they played it which i was mighty impressed with.
TOMORO is numbeerrrees and me and my ladies will be out in force, ready to bring the dance.
I m off to eat doritos and banter with a man called Nok.
I got a FUNNY chat up line at the buff the other night.
'EXCUSE ME, DO YOU LIKE FRUIT?'
'YES WHY?'
'BECAUSE MY COCKS A PEACH'
Oh how i laughed.
The Buff was stunning mind. We danced like nobodies buisness and myself and Heather engaged in a dance off with a very tall man. We won obv. I requested Kill Bill and they played it which i was mighty impressed with.
TOMORO is numbeerrrees and me and my ladies will be out in force, ready to bring the dance.
I m off to eat doritos and banter with a man called Nok.