callers and callees

May 11, 2002 22:29

there is a theory i have, and it goes like this;

there are essentially two types of people in the world.

callers

and

callees.

the callers are the people in life who pick up the phone and make a plan, get people together, organize, what have you.

the callees, on the other hand, never worry about what might be going on because they know that as soon as something is happening, someone is going to call them and let them in on it.

now, the way the system works is that callers always feel shitty about always calling, but know that if they dont the callees will find something else to do because someone will call them, but at the same time no one will be calling the callers because they think that someone will be calling the callers, but in fact those people are all callees who dont call anyone.

continuing that very strain of logic, the callers are never themselves called, and if they are called, it is by other callers, which all callers resent being called by, much preferring to be called by callees, who are in turn not worried about calling anyone because they know they will be called.

now, callees resent calls from anyone who is a caller, and the only calls they commit to are the calls made by callees, who only feel the need to call people in the callee group.

therefore, all callees always know what is going on and the callers are left uncalled save for the callers that are calling them to say they cannot get in touch with the callees.

all of this is propelled by perpetual thought, meaning that the callers will never stop callling the calless for fear of not being called to do anything ever, (which is true), and the callees will never call the callers because they are assuming (correctly) that they are going to be called.

in conclusion, i can only say that the evidence i have gathered over the years supporting these findings is without a doubt true in most circles, and the only time a callee will call a caller is to get in touch with another callee because they do not want the appearance of being a caller themself.

very complicated on the surface, but overall very logical and easy to comprehend. thoughts?*

*In case anyone is wondering, the entry above is not in response to any particular event that has happened, or anything like that. it has nothing to do with actual events other than something i noticed. again, its just a theory, so it could be completeley wrong, and it was mostly written to be as confusing as possible, and on purpose. Hope it was at least good for a laugh.
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