So many boys, so little time

[nizzork]

Have any of you heard of Boy Crazy cards? They are cards with teenage boys on them for tweenage guys and gals to collect. Well, when I first moved into the dorms in Davis I thought it would be fun to cook myself up a parody version of one of these cards and put it on my door as an ice breaker with ladies and fellas alike. I had an awesome photo of myself from high school where I airbrushed my face to look even sexier than I already did. I used this photo for my card.

As you can see from the card, I am shy, a pedophile, a stalker, and an avid pervert.

Thank you for reading!

Nick