I have tried all three new Mtn Dews

[nixorbo]

Whiteout - Tastes like Surge or Ecto Cooler
Distortion - Tastes like if you took a thawed green freezer pop and poured it into a can of Mtn Dew.
Ty f phoon - Tastes like fruit punch.

All in all, Typhoon is a different enough taste from the base Mtn Dew that it gets my vote.