so i forgot to mention....
i went to stimulate to go see bile, which was a band one my MUST SEE list from high school. over the years i have missed seeing them on countless occasions, so the fact that i would finally see them was.... orgastic! my outfit was super hot too.
i show up to the venue just in time to have a drink and smoke a cigarette, and then they go on.
...and i see this shit...
THIS IS NOT BILE! THIS IS A FUCKING COVER BAND THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT! please note, jeff is asking the signer WHY he's wear a bile t shirt as he is playing bile. you can also notice that no one looks very existed.
the band played a few old songs, which i was at the very least happy to hear, and a few new ones that sounded more like screamo bitchy metal. the show was maybe half an hour long, and when xris smack thanked the band for playing, i started screaming and begging for betty page.
... nothing...
the real bile would have given me the finger, pushed xris off the stage, and then played the song naked.
i guess i'm too old for the real stuff