John Kerry you owe me $60 bucks
Cause if it was not for you and your road blockage I would not have split a water hose in the hot ass Sun, and Im sticking to that story, and of course not only can 1 car break.....they both have to. Assfucker.
Ok so I do not know who has seen this microwave but I want it.
Its got a little laser wand, you scan the bar code of the shit you wanna cook and the micro sets it for the correct time.
Thats fucking ghetto fabulous.
So I need to tell everyone about Ted, but just not right now.
I think I have broken my back and its about the most uncool thing ever.
I cant bend I cant stand up I cant walk I cant do shit, I might be able to roll on the floor I really have not tried that yet.
So for halloween, I will be a demented tooth farey. I have stuff for a stain and tulle fluffy ass skirt, that will look kick ass, I made a bunch of teeth for my tooth bag, I will have a tool belt with rustie bloody tools, and some kick ass wings.
What do ya think?
Well it now hurts to type so back to laying.
Oh and new GC album.........great.....go buy it when it comes out tomarrow.
Ok so I do not know who has seen this microwave but I want it.
Its got a little laser wand, you scan the bar code of the shit you wanna cook and the micro sets it for the correct time.
Thats fucking ghetto fabulous.
So I need to tell everyone about Ted, but just not right now.
I think I have broken my back and its about the most uncool thing ever.
I cant bend I cant stand up I cant walk I cant do shit, I might be able to roll on the floor I really have not tried that yet.
So for halloween, I will be a demented tooth farey. I have stuff for a stain and tulle fluffy ass skirt, that will look kick ass, I made a bunch of teeth for my tooth bag, I will have a tool belt with rustie bloody tools, and some kick ass wings.
What do ya think?
Well it now hurts to type so back to laying.
Oh and new GC album.........great.....go buy it when it comes out tomarrow.