FOOD IS GOOD

[nix_xon]

Christmas had better be fucking over soon.

Do you know what I've started to do at work now?

I get turkey tomorrow, I get turkey tomorrow, I get turkey tomorrow

I repeat that over and over in my head until the annoying person leaves.

I like working at Coles, but some of the customers are totally insane.

Not to mention there are a few of my co-workers I'm

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[pookykabuki]

Obviously, I made your day.

Actually, I found it hilarious that in the short period I was there, I heard one customer asking if you had any napkin rings (COLES IS A BOOKSTORE, jackass!) and the other asking about a homemade-weapons book.

Not fucking likely, no-tooth McGee!

PS: You're not the only one. I went to London drugs and was looking at their small, but delightful condom-and-other-sexay stuff section, and this old, creepy guy comes...

And just stands right beside me, looking at them too. As in, I could hear him breathing close. I break and leave first.

The creeps come out at crapmas, I guess?

[nix_xon]

I had one guy ask if we sold hats. And not costume hats, fucking TRUCKER hats.

WTF

[nix_xon]

IS IT NOT FANTASTIC.

It is how I feel. Oh yes.