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5 Personal Head Canon "facts" about Nu!Kirk
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1. Kirk strongly suspects the Universe really is out to get him. He's made peace with this and every day he laughs in the face of death is another successful flip off to the cosmos. He revels in it ( Read more... )
Ganked for fun and ???? Profit from daphnie_1 Hers are HERE and LULZ & D'AAAAAW warnings are in effect :)
1. Kirk strongly suspects the Universe really is out to get him. He's made peace with this and every day he laughs in the face of death is another successful flip off to the cosmos. He revels in it ( Read more... )
Captain's Log - Stardate something or such...
It happened again. Spock was bent over his station on the bridge and I completely lost my train of thought. *groan* Everyone noticed, except him. Of course.
*sigh*
At least I wasn't in broad communication with the Federation this time...
*sigh*
I don't know how I'm going to tell him. If I don't do something soon Uhura's going to force the issue. She's laughing openly at me now.
Computer make note to check Starfleet personnel protocols for laughing at your Captain. There's gotta be something in there I can use to discourage her.
Anyway - Uhura did tell me he liked poetry, and I've seen his collection of Pre-Surakian literature myself...
Maybe?
*cough*
Vulcan is red
Omnicron Delphi is blue
My pants get too tight
When I'm around you!
Oh God. That's drivel. And probably too crude for him. He's... elegant.
*clears throat*
There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who had a giant green-- ( unintelligible mutter) *sigh*
Shall I compare thee to starry night? FUUUUUUCK
Spock, when I see you
My heart starts to race
You're the sexiest being
In all of known space
I can read that you like me
With a lift of your brow
But I need to hear it
Before I can-- (mutter)
Fucking Bones... I swear he got me drunk tonight on purpose.
*sigh*
I think I'd better stick with the Chess Initiative and try to win him over with my mind.
Computer- delete last recording and purge all records of this transmission. Authorization: Sierra Papa Oscar Charlie Kilo Indy Sierra Hotel Oscar Tango.
"Working."
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XD
You have a gift for tickling my crack muse XD
AND YES! Please - help yourself :D I'd love to hear your take on him!
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Seriously, I'm laughing so hard. I think I strained something, and my lungs may never work again but I DON'T CARE. I will come after your crack muse with a large purple feather liberally doused in gold fairy dust if it gets me this level of hilarity. The Jim-poetry was inspired. INSPIRED. I will collect my blame gladly, and accept any fault you wish to confer with the understanding that I consider said fault to be BADGES OF GLORY.
And I'm glad you don't mind cause I couldn't resist and sort of, uh, already did. *is ashamed* It's up on my journal at the moment, if you'd like to take a look.
Can I friend you? Spock says it would facilitate my efforts to provide your centre of inspiration for endeavours of dubious artistic merit with further sustenance.
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(SIDE LULZ = There's a song by this comedy troupe in Edmonton called Mormon Men Are Onto Something -
The chorus is :
One wife, two wives, three wives, four
Woulda been five but the second one died
Six wives, seven wives, eight wives, more---
mon men are onto something
hee hee hee - the only other lyric I can remember is "Think of me as DJ and you as being in heavy rotation"
Oh cracky gleeeeeeeee)
*grin* I only request that you wait until after Ship Wars to attack my muse again~! I'm supposed to be drawing right now. XD
BUT WAIT - WHAT'S THIS? You've already done the meme? Bad Ass! *dashes off to read*
*dashes back*
FRIENDS, YAY!
AFTER SHIP WARS THOUGH, RIGHT? YOU WILL BEHAVE? ;)
*dashes off again*
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*cracks whip*
[/pretending she's a dom]
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I'm working!! I'm working!!!
*looks around frantically*
MY TABLET'S PLUGGED IN, I SWEAR!
*hides*
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When the siege begins in earnest, you will know.
I would attempt to laugh maniacally here, but that never ends well for me.
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*grin*
You mustn't ignore the laugh! It's about standards ;)
I am preparing rum based beverages to insulate myself from the barrage. This plan can not fail! Alcohol can only lower inhibitions if you have them to begin with!
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