Just so you don't have to wade through pages and pages of me whining about life or try to make sense of my silly post titling system and inconsistent tagging practices XD
I'll try to keep this thing up to date.
ETA DEC 7 2011 : Currently out of date due to cat vs laptop situation (the cat won) and editing this thing on an iPad just seems unnecessarily PAINFUL. For now, "star trek" tags goes to Star Trek fic and "they avenge things ok?" tag goes to Avengers fic XD (or find it all
on AO3). Sorry for the hassle. New laptop in the New Year is a goal!
Completed Fic
Title:
(We Go Together) Like Ion Storms and Transporter Malfunctions
Beta:
janice_lester who is everything wonderful in the universe.
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Scotty/Kirk
Universe (TOS, AOS, Mirrorverse):AOS
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Description: Written for
st_respect Event 2. Prompt: Origin Story. (Winner of the prestigious Best Technical (Journal) Merit award!)
He's Montgomery Scott: pioneer of transwarp beaming and the first man to ride his captain like a toboggan down the side of a crater.
Another day, another ice planet. Right, Scotty?
Warnings: Blatant use and abuse of the lyrical nature of Scottish cursing. Irvine Welsh would be proud.
Word Count (if applicable): ~7500
Title:
The Full Monty
Author:
nix_this
Beta:
janice_lester is both my hero AND the wind beneath my wings. Have I ever told you that?
Universe/Series: Reboot
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Scotty
Word count: ~1400
Genre: PWP
Summary: Comment porn for
st_respect's first Tribble Orgy. Theme: LOCKDOWN
They've done their duty, the ship is saved. Now they're stuck in the Engine room with some time on their hands. Whatever will they do?
Title:
Destiny's Bitch : A Love StoryUniverse/Series: STR
Rating: R
Word count:~13500 (LOLWHUT?)
Genre: Cracky-Angst? Angsty-Crack? Crangst? Aack? With a splash of romance and humour
Pairing:K/S
Relationship Status: First Time
Warnings: dubcon (amtdi, intoxication), infidelity (sort of)
Summary: Jim doesn't even know where to start. Blurting out: 'I got shot in the ass by this planet's version of cupid, only with more teeth and claws, and then I fucked Uhura's boyfriend on the ground after the most emotionally intimate experience of my sad, sad life' seems crass.
For
rhaegal's prompt at
ksvalentine : A planet with actual cupids (only maybe using something less violent than arrows?) as a take on the sex pollen/AMTDI trope?
Beta: The fabulawesome
janice_lester Title:
The Chair
Author:
nix_this
Beta: The always amazing
janice_lester
Universe/Series: STR
Rating: NC-17
Relationship status: Established
Word count: 995
Genre: PWP
Tropes: Chairsex
Warnings: Jim has a filthy mouth. And mind. Can I just warn for Jim POV?
Summary: Written for a kink_meme
prompt: Everyone assumes Kirk's biggest fantasy is sex in the captain's chair. Everyone is wrong.
Title:
Reparations
Universe/Series: STR
Rating: R
Pairing: K/S
Word count: ~2400
Genre: ANGST
Warnings: Angst. Swearing. Alcohol. Fighting.
Summary: Sometimes Jim needs to be seen for everything he is. Sometimes he thinks the most important people in his life understand that. Sometimes he's wrong.
Beta:
janice_lester is my secret weapon. Also thanks to the hippy for making fun of me when I slipped out of character.
Title:
On Dungeons and Doctors and What Rhymes With Shove
Universe/Series: STR
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Word count:~2400
Genre: PWP. Seriously. The Official Porno Pizza Guy would be ashamed of the lack of plot in this thing.
Notes/Warnings:For the Confined/Cage square on my Kink Bingo card, so that means: Bondage. Swearing. Lots and lots and lots of sex. More swearing. Add a tiny bit of schmoop for flavour. Stir and enjoy.
Summary: Jim and Bones are spending Shore Leave in a cell. Having sex. The end. (I mentioned the absolutely no plot thing already, right? XD)
Beta:
janice_lester will you marry me?
Title:
For the Federation! or, F***ing Telepaths
Fandom: STR
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Word Count: ~2700
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He'd clapped Spock on the shoulder, not gone all Captain Grabby Hands on his admittedly fine ass. Jim knew inappropriate -- and that wasn't it.
Warnings: For kink_bingo square: Humiliation (in public). Sex, swearing, and a brief instance of imaginary donkey dicks. I can't believe I just wrote that. XD
Notes: An epic thank you to the fabulous
janice_lester for beating me mercilessly over the head with my own logic, adding some of her own and helping me take this thing from a 1600 word smutlet to a 2700 word story. The, ah, donkey dicks are my fault.
Title:
Engineering 101 - Giving It All He's Got Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Scotty/Kirk/Enterprise
Rating: NC-1701
Word Count: ~5300
Summary: Scotty finds a stray Captain in his engine room. THEN
THIS~!
Notes/Warnings:
latenightarting takes most of the blame, but I'm not dismissing
jou 's part in this either! Warnings for swearing, sex, my horrible attempts at Scottish slang (HA HA HA - dropped scone! Thank you, Wikipedia XD) and misappropriation of shop supplies
Title:
This Ain't No Drabble, Son!
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count ~1400
Summary: Meta silliness. A rebuttal in the form of fic Dedicated to the anon that flamed my music meme drabbles for my use of the word… drabble.
Notes/Warnings: Swearing and cheek.
Title:
The Scientific Method
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/ Spock
Rating: R / NC-17
Summary: Jim observes that Spock is pretty damned hot.
Word Count: 990
Notes/Warnings: Prompt # 3 for
st_respect . Graphic foreplay (I ran out of words XD) and another science metaphor. Beta'd by the superlatively excellent
anoncomment7 . At one AM, because somebody has to go out of town this weekend for a course. You are hero. More EPIC thanks to
janice_lester for general awesomeness in the line of duty. 4am (for me.. closer to one for her.. but still. HEROIC) editing suggestions are WIN. And hers? Were gold :)
Title:
For Science! or Easy Like Sunday Morning
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/ Spock
Rating: R / NC-17 (maybe, I dunno)
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: Jim and Spock finally get their lazy Sunday. Notes/Warnings: So for you, my roasted chestnut of yuletide cheer, we have a lazy Sunday. In bed. It's no wedding in Paris but I hope it holds you over ;) Rambling metaphors and epic schmoopy fluff. But SMUTTY schmoopy fluff (the best kind) Technically a one shot from the
Carving Out A Moment universe (do three stories make a Universe?) Should stand alone just fine. Beta'd by
insanekht Can you believe she got back to me so quickly? I sent her the fic this morning and by morning I mean the crack of noon
Title:
La Resistance or Prison Sex? Hot
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/ Spock
Rating: R / NC-17 (maybe, I dunno)
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: Written for the kink meme prompt :I'd like to see Jim and Spock having sex in a place where they are surrounded by people. Anything from having sex in the mess hall to being stuck in a prison cell and being forced to fuck in front of their cellmates. Bonus if it's in front of members of the crew!
Notes/Warnings: A tangential fill at best (there's a witness and a prison) but I've been wanting to write the interrupted prison sex scene from
Carving Out A Moment for ages. So I did. XD Sex, swearing and silliness await. Should stand alone just fine.
Title:
Spock's Fantasies (I rock at titles, I know ;) )
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/McCoy, Spock/Sulu, Spock/Scotty, Spock/Uhura, Spock/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~ 2500
Summary: The prompt was: I would like, please, fic where Spock has graphic fantasies about other members of the crew. All the other members of the crew, but not at the same time. The smuttier the better. Don't forget Scotty, plz
Yeah... that.
I, uh, didn't forget Scotty XD
Warnings/Notes: Oh boy, where do I even begin? Het, slash, bondage, purple prose, swearing, my one way ticket to hell...?
Title:
Never Give Up
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: R
Summary: Kirk gives up on pursuing Spock. Cue angst.
Word Count: ~4800
Warnings/Notes: Possible OOC and sudden!bow-chikka-bow-wow
Title:
Safer Here
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing:Kirk/Spock
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Kink meme prompt: :( Not having a good day at all. So plz, random anon, can I read a K/S (or is it S/K?) fic where Kirk is all types of moody/sad and Spock is there for him. With lots of cuddling
Word Count: ~650
Warnings/Notes:It's saved on my hard drive as melodramatic comfort snippet Take from that what you will. XD
Title:
Patchwork (because seriously, none of this is even remotely related)
Fandom: Star Trek (Reboot)
Rating: R (swearing, sex, injuries abound)
Word Count: ~1400.
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Spock
Summary:Prompt: 1. Put on your music program on shuffle/random and start playing songs. 2. For each song, write something inspired by the song. You only have the song length. No pre-planning and no writing after the song is over. No skipping songs either. 3. Do 10 songs and post. Make sure to include the song name/artist.
Title:
Carving Out A Moment
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/ Spock
Rating: R / NC-17 (maybe, I dunno)
Word Count:OVER 9000 (just)
Warnings:schmoop, sex and angst - not necessarily in that order
Summary: Written for the kink meme prompt : Kirk/Spock. Established relationship. Kirk spends a not-so-busy day on the bridge getting constantly distracted by thoughts of Spock. Memories, fantasies, I-can't-wait-tills, all of the above. Maybe it's been a while since they've had any time to themselves and the constant interruptions (work, people showing up at inopportune moments) are driving Kirk nuts. ...And then finally their shifts end and Kirk persuades Spock to not do whatever else he was thinking of doing, and they Make Everyone Else Go Away, and fun sexytimes happen.
Title:
Spar
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Rating: G
Word Count: ~ 700
Summary: Another Kink Meme prompt : Spock likes watching Jim workout and spar. He finds it fascinating.
Warnings: None
Title:
Stuck , or Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk + Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Written for the ST_XI_Kink meme. Prompt : Kirk cuts off his own arm to save Spock
Warnings:See summary
Title:
Hard Choices
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/ Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: Follow up to
Stuck, or Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Warnings:Schmoop
Title:
He's a Vulcan - posted at Deviant Art
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk + Spock
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Written for the ST_XI_Kink meme. Prompt : Rewrite Denis Leary's Asshole to apply to Vulcan assholes. Turned out more as a Spock character study XD
Works in Progress
Title: Nixaan Theta
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock pre-slash so far.
Rating: R
Summary: An away mission goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Warnings:This fic is (somewhat) affectionately known as The Angsty Thing That Will Never End. Seriously angsty. Possibly melodramatic. I think the story I wrote about
Jim cutting his arm off to save Spock is positively chipper in comparison. So, head's up?
Based on the prompt : Five Times Kirk Touches Spock Without Thinking and One Time Spock Touches Kirk Without Thinking. The touches are there if you're paying attention but it kinda got away from me. This is becoming a trend. XD General warning for graphic violence and angst. Also, completely unbeta'd - all mistakes are mine. Please point out anything that seems odd, I have a terrible habit of abusing clauses and shifting tense with no warning. I am also balls at naming things.
Part the First : I've Got A Feeling ~2000
Part the Second : No Restraint ~3150
Part the Third : A Dish Best Served ~2500
Part the Fourth : Fallout ~5050
Part the Fifth : Fight or Flight ~2000
Part the Sixth : Undone by This ~1500
Part the Seventh : Meanwhile ~2375
Part the Eighth : Reunion ~4300
Part the Ninth : War Pigs ~3900
Art masterlist is down until I can figure out how I want to organize it. Click the art or fanart tags to find the entries. Everything not porn is available through my DA account.