Song parodies are better than sleeping
You know how it goes, you're chilling in gchat, maybe playing with your shiny new tablet, maybe refreshing Four (or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark mindlessly until the last chapter posts (NOW COMPLETE!) when you're struck with the uncontrollable urge to violate your childhood--IN SONG!
This one's dedicated to all of the fic, ever :D
(I mean, well, I know there's some people out there who read exclusively Gen, but let's face it... my fandom is for porn!)
(To the tune of I Just Can't Wait To Be King from The Lion King I'm not sorry)
I Just Can't Wait 'Til They Bone
It's gonna be a naughty scene, so little kids beware!
You've never read such kinky things
About waxing off chest hair!
It's gonna end in sweet butt secks
And orgasms galore
Is this the coffee shop AU
Or the one where Steve's a whore?
Team Daddy Issues meet Team Abs of Stone
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
Will it be a first time? (ooh! I love first times!)
Will it be a kink fest? (oh god, please YES!)
Are they gonna kiss now? (Go for the tonsils!)
Or will they have hate sex? ( I hope so!)
Guys your pants have got to go (get to the make out!)
Get down on your knees and blow!
The eye-sexing and UST
Are ripping out my heart
Please Pornalicious
Fanfic Gods, don't tear them apart
I see where this is going and I'm DYING
Over here
So much build up, so much tension
The hotness is severe
What's this, do I espy a breathy moan?
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
All of the frottage
All of the breath play
Boys are getting nasty
Watch out for the come spray
Not yet ( :( )
Back to the wall, now clothes are being thrown
They're naked now, their pupils are all blown
(I'm really glad my roommates aren't at home)
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Til they bone!
And for some strange reason, that made me feel like drawing porn. HOW MYSTERIOUS.
(HA HA STEVE, YOUR HEAD IS SQUISHY! Also, I tried for shy-ish and could only come up with smug. I don't know, is it possible not to be smug when you're getting your dick sucked? I'll have to ask the hippy)
This one's dedicated to all of the fic, ever :D
(I mean, well, I know there's some people out there who read exclusively Gen, but let's face it... my fandom is for porn!)
(To the tune of I Just Can't Wait To Be King from The Lion King I'm not sorry)
I Just Can't Wait 'Til They Bone
It's gonna be a naughty scene, so little kids beware!
You've never read such kinky things
About waxing off chest hair!
It's gonna end in sweet butt secks
And orgasms galore
Is this the coffee shop AU
Or the one where Steve's a whore?
Team Daddy Issues meet Team Abs of Stone
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
Will it be a first time? (ooh! I love first times!)
Will it be a kink fest? (oh god, please YES!)
Are they gonna kiss now? (Go for the tonsils!)
Or will they have hate sex? ( I hope so!)
Guys your pants have got to go (get to the make out!)
Get down on your knees and blow!
The eye-sexing and UST
Are ripping out my heart
Please Pornalicious
Fanfic Gods, don't tear them apart
I see where this is going and I'm DYING
Over here
So much build up, so much tension
The hotness is severe
What's this, do I espy a breathy moan?
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
All of the frottage
All of the breath play
Boys are getting nasty
Watch out for the come spray
Not yet ( :( )
Back to the wall, now clothes are being thrown
They're naked now, their pupils are all blown
(I'm really glad my roommates aren't at home)
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone
Oh, I just can't wait 'til they bone!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Til they bone!
And for some strange reason, that made me feel like drawing porn. HOW MYSTERIOUS.
(HA HA STEVE, YOUR HEAD IS SQUISHY! Also, I tried for shy-ish and could only come up with smug. I don't know, is it possible not to be smug when you're getting your dick sucked? I'll have to ask the hippy)