Didn't Know She Had A GI-Joe Kung-Fu Grip

[nix_this]

What's this? I wrote something? My first finished fic since... August. Yikes XD

It's pretty much pure porny filth. You're welcome!

Title: The Chair
Author: nix_this
Beta: The always amazing janice_lester
Universe/Series: STR
Rating: NC-17
Relationship status: Established
Word count: 995
Genre: PWP
Tropes: Chairsex
Warnings: Jim has a filthy mouth. And mind. Can I

Comments

[nix_this]

YES.

I'm glad you enjoyed!

(it's always amusing that the porn muse is the first to come back online XD)

[coffeestudies]

GAH, I love dirty!sex! It's a fine line, though, between yummy dirty!sex and (for me) squick territory. BUT THIS WAS PERFECT! ♥

Though, weren't there several scenes in TOS which imply that the goings-on on the bridge are monitored and recorded? Am I a pron pooper for thinking about this? D:

[nix_this]

YAY! Perfect filthy sex :D My favourite kind!

I like writing this version of Jim XD

Who's pooping on mah prons? I hate scat :P Nah, it's a valid question, but for the sake of the pron let's just assume that Jim has mastered the art of the feedback loop, yeah?

[izzyfics]

Woah, I can see why that gets you going, Jim. *ahem*

Awesome.

[nix_this]

You have to appreciate a guy who knows what he likes!

Thank you XD

[trista_zevkia]

Hotness squared! I love the idea of Kirk's favorite kink being turning braniac Spock into a puddle of sex and emotion at his station!
Yes, the bridge was monitored, but if anybody could fix that, it would be Spock. Jim would give out copies as Christmas cards. But technically, I think the bridge is always staffed :( But getting some alone time on the bridge would be an interesting story in itself... Maybe they're at a starbase getting restocked?

[nix_this]

*g* between Jim and Spock, I'm sure the surveillance thing becomes a non-issue (although Jim getting Spock to get over his qualms about using his powers for awesome instead of good might be a story in itself XD)and I like the resupply mission idea! :D
The crew probably thinks they're model officers because they always stay behind and never take advantage of the opportunity for leave ;)

Thanks for reading!

[trista_zevkia]

Well, they take ever opportunity, just not for leave...
I also love the comment you posted about Jim sending footage to his pad to watch during duty shifts. Sneaky and in character!

[janice_lester]

You posted! Yay! (While I was doing nothing more useful than taking a nap. Ahem.) I like the added porn. And the whole thing has a lovely flow to it. And I quite enjoy Jim doubling up on fantasies--his favourite isn't the Chair, oh, no... but they can get to that right after they've done his favourite...

Some fantasies are fine as fantasies, but if they wanted I'm sure they could find consoles in other parts of the ship that aren't being used. And there's always the auxiliary control room, right? In the new Enterprise, for all we know, they went with a more traditional bridge design for that. :-)

[nix_this]

*g* stay tuned for the next part in the series - Places on the Enterprise Kirk and Spock have boned ;D