oh woe..
weep with me my brothers and sisters.. weep..
a travesty has befallen the Nix..
it is sorrowful..
it is tragic..
it is lamentable..
truly.. it is..
what has thrown our favorite modern hobbit into such a tither, you might be asking yourself?
I shall tell thee so that you might join in me in my mourning..
As I was glancing at myself in the bathroom mirror, a rare thing since.. well.. mirrors are evil portals to another universe or dimension, just before I gave myself a quick trim since I had grown rather shaggy I noticed an issue of ground shattering importance!
I noticed..
that..
I now have..
a slight tan.
(wait several seconds as I catch my breath and steady myself)
yes.. my gamer physique is now marred from its previous perfection with a slight golden glow instead of its normal pasty, wain, and matte color. My only hope is that as soon as the loads and loads of yard work that has to be done my regular complexion returns. I mean, honestly, what sort of gamer has a tan???
oh woe.. woe.. woe.. I had planned on attending a couple of conventions in October.. yet.. how can I do so now?!
I'll be a freak of nature.. there to be ridiculed.. if.. gamers really ridiculed one another that is
I am saddened by this..
my heart is heavy..
my soul is made of lead..
I would let loose a torrent of tears..
but..
well..
I am much to man-tastic
Nix
a travesty has befallen the Nix..
it is sorrowful..
it is tragic..
it is lamentable..
truly.. it is..
what has thrown our favorite modern hobbit into such a tither, you might be asking yourself?
I shall tell thee so that you might join in me in my mourning..
As I was glancing at myself in the bathroom mirror, a rare thing since.. well.. mirrors are evil portals to another universe or dimension, just before I gave myself a quick trim since I had grown rather shaggy I noticed an issue of ground shattering importance!
I noticed..
that..
I now have..
a slight tan.
(wait several seconds as I catch my breath and steady myself)
yes.. my gamer physique is now marred from its previous perfection with a slight golden glow instead of its normal pasty, wain, and matte color. My only hope is that as soon as the loads and loads of yard work that has to be done my regular complexion returns. I mean, honestly, what sort of gamer has a tan???
oh woe.. woe.. woe.. I had planned on attending a couple of conventions in October.. yet.. how can I do so now?!
I'll be a freak of nature.. there to be ridiculed.. if.. gamers really ridiculed one another that is
I am saddened by this..
my heart is heavy..
my soul is made of lead..
I would let loose a torrent of tears..
but..
well..
I am much to man-tastic
Nix