Writer's Block: Guantanamo’s Remaining Detainees
electrocute their testicles!!!
wait.. no.. fuck.. we've already done that..
dunk 'em in water.. deprive them of sleep.. urinate on their holy books..
wait.. wait.. wait.. fuck.. we've done all that as well..
I'm outta ideas..
Darth Chaney.. where for art thou Darth Chaney??
come back.. bless us with thy soul-sucking yet utterly heartless wisdom!!
I mean.. he did actually leave.. right?
Dark Lords of the Sith are awful tricksy
answer as a 16 yr old girl
like.. omg!!
like.. they should be like.. totally.. like.. let go
cause that was like.. so mean.. and mean people like totally suck and stuff
and like.. duh.. they should of course be like let go cause like..
they totally miss their families and like.. it was just so mean to keep them like that
as like.. to pay them back for like.. keeping them..
we should totally get them like.. computers
cause with the computers, which they totally don't have over there cause they all got like.. blown up and stuff and they like don't even have electricity cause they like.. haven't even invented it yet,
they could like.. get on myspace and meet people and when they meet people they will find out that we totally like.. rock and that we don't suck and then they like.. won't hate us anymore
like omg.. bonus!!!
with the computers and stuff.. they could totally google how to invent electricity and stuff!!
that would totally rock because it looks like its like.. really cold over there
and I mean the one with all the mountains and stuff.. not the one with all the sand and junk
that way they could crank the heat up in the winter and the a/c up in the summer and they like.. won't have to wear their sheets and blankets and junk and stuff all day long.. and with the like.. electricity and stuff.. they could like totally do laundry and vacuum stuff cause it looks like its totally like.. dirty over there
and like.. nasty and stuff
and once they finally clean up and stuff.. I bet they will be totally happier
like.. I don't know why like.. the like.. 'smart people'.. the ones in like.. control of everything.. didn't think of that like.. before.. cause it like totally makes sense
it will be like.. so awesome and stuff once they like.. start hating America and junk.. cause then they can see how like.. totally awesome we are and junk.. cause then they could like.. watch the Jonas brothers, and Hannah, and like.. they could totally groove to Brittany.. well.. when she isn't being all skanky and crazy.. well.. crazy anyway.. lol
wait.. no.. fuck.. we've already done that..
dunk 'em in water.. deprive them of sleep.. urinate on their holy books..
wait.. wait.. wait.. fuck.. we've done all that as well..
I'm outta ideas..
Darth Chaney.. where for art thou Darth Chaney??
come back.. bless us with thy soul-sucking yet utterly heartless wisdom!!
I mean.. he did actually leave.. right?
Dark Lords of the Sith are awful tricksy
answer as a 16 yr old girl
like.. omg!!
like.. they should be like.. totally.. like.. let go
cause that was like.. so mean.. and mean people like totally suck and stuff
and like.. duh.. they should of course be like let go cause like..
they totally miss their families and like.. it was just so mean to keep them like that
as like.. to pay them back for like.. keeping them..
we should totally get them like.. computers
cause with the computers, which they totally don't have over there cause they all got like.. blown up and stuff and they like don't even have electricity cause they like.. haven't even invented it yet,
they could like.. get on myspace and meet people and when they meet people they will find out that we totally like.. rock and that we don't suck and then they like.. won't hate us anymore
like omg.. bonus!!!
with the computers and stuff.. they could totally google how to invent electricity and stuff!!
that would totally rock because it looks like its like.. really cold over there
and I mean the one with all the mountains and stuff.. not the one with all the sand and junk
that way they could crank the heat up in the winter and the a/c up in the summer and they like.. won't have to wear their sheets and blankets and junk and stuff all day long.. and with the like.. electricity and stuff.. they could like totally do laundry and vacuum stuff cause it looks like its totally like.. dirty over there
and like.. nasty and stuff
and once they finally clean up and stuff.. I bet they will be totally happier
like.. I don't know why like.. the like.. 'smart people'.. the ones in like.. control of everything.. didn't think of that like.. before.. cause it like totally makes sense
it will be like.. so awesome and stuff once they like.. start hating America and junk.. cause then they can see how like.. totally awesome we are and junk.. cause then they could like.. watch the Jonas brothers, and Hannah, and like.. they could totally groove to Brittany.. well.. when she isn't being all skanky and crazy.. well.. crazy anyway.. lol