Things I have learned..
1) Nix is not allowed to say that a 22 oz (large) serving of ice cream is a 'quality test'
2) Nix is not allowed to say " What is 'taters, precious?" for seven hours straight whenever a co-worker asks him a question
3) Nix is not allowed to follow the boss as he takes inventory with a mop to clean up his footprints every time he takes a step
4) Nix is not allowed to subtly threaten the lives of the co-workers for leaving footprints on his newly mopped floor
5) Nix is not allowed to overtly threaten the lives of the co-workers for leaving footprints on his newly mopped floor either.. appearantly
6) Nix is not to creep up behind a co-worker and sing the Jason Vorhees theme
7) Nix is not an honorary black man.. despite his saying ' fo-shizzle' and 'breasteses' like the white rasta dude in True Romance
8) Nix is not the 'token' hobbit
9) A chicken is not a 'healthy snack alternitive'.. even if it is rotiserie
10) Gravy is not a food group
11) Beer is not an essential vitamin or mineral
12) Effervescent denture tablets do NOT taste like blueberry sweet-tarts
13) Nix is still to answer to his real name.. even if it is misspelled on his paycheck
14) Nix's nickname at work can not be Mr. Fantastic
15) Nix can not use the force
16) Asking someone why they are still talking is an improper way to end a conversation
17) Nix is not Gambit
18) Nix is not allowed to sing anything by Ace of Bass
19) Nix is not allowed to suggest that the co-worker with the huge breasteses should get a job at hooters
20) Mentholated chest rub.. should only be used on the chest
21) Having a bookcase fall on your head is an excellent alarm clock
22) Nix is not to inform Star Wars fans that Luke Skywalker is a complete choad-stick
Nix