Important memo
Okay everybody, stop what you're doing. Close that textbook you're trying to make yourself think you're reading, turn off that tv, close all your MSN or AIM (or whatever you use) windows. Take your calender off the wall and place it in your hands. Flip to December. Find the box that says "18" (hence arriving at the December 18 box). Now find a red pen (a sharpie would work just as well), if you don't have one, go buy one. Now draw a HUGE circle around it. Numerous circles are preferable, but if that does not float your boat, just one circle is fine. Now inside the box, write legibly "12:30 pm".
Thank you very much for your attention (that is the day my flight arrives at YVR).
Thank you very much for your attention (that is the day my flight arrives at YVR).