"I love you, baby, but all I can think about is Dianetics. Your butt cheeks are warm"

[nitsuj]

Happy Auditor's Day!
you crazy Scientologist bastards

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76

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[velvetseas]

what does that have to do with auditors?

**confused**

[nitsuj]

Auditor's Day is a religious holiday for scientologists. Auditors are like religous councelors. They help the "preclear" evaluate their lives (present and past) and eliminate "engrams" in their "reactive bank."

That's all just Tom Cruise* talk for scam psychoanalyst.

*pronounced crazy

[velvetseas]

ah, gotcha.

i was thinking...like...tax men or something

[velvetseas]

why? how? howwhy? how does this exist? dear god, i'm tolerant to religious beliefs....but i just can't imagine this. i wish to god i could be in the mind of someone that truly believes in this. i want to know what that would be like. dear god.