Firsts (I keep thinking it says Fists)
Today is a day of firsts:
It's the first day of the month.
It's the first day of the work week.
It's the first day I've stuck my hand in a toilet. It was clogged. I unclogged it with my hand.
It's the first day I've been concerned with the amount of blood coming from my anus.
It's the first day of the month.
It's the first day of the work week.
It's the first day I've stuck my hand in a toilet. It was clogged. I unclogged it with my hand.
It's the first day I've been concerned with the amount of blood coming from my anus.