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[gojyo_saaama]

[ When he passed out, he was in the middle of a dune-y desert. How the hell did he end up in an abandoned town at the edge of a forest? ]

Hakkai! Goku! ...Dammit, Jeep! Where are you guys

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[girl_cockroach]

[And Gojyo's having a similarly bad day. Sand everywhere, no ikkou, no cigarettes... life is pretty grim.]

Oi! Over here!

[gojyo_saaama]

[ But there's a chick over there, so the day is looking up! Redhead, which is a little weird... is she a halfbreed? That's really weird. But okay. Weird but okay. ]

Hey there.

[ Sha Charm at 70%, smile selection: I Enjoy Your Breasts. ]

I was beginnin' to wonder if I'd be stuck here by myself.

[girl_cockroach]

[They are nice, aren't they? So big and yet perky.

On the other hand, what a disappointment that this guy here doesn't have any breasts to enjoy. Kinda interesting that he seems to be a halfbreed too, but otherwise? Yawn.

Weirder than that, why are they the only sets of footprints out here? And no tire marks at all.]

You haven't seen anyone else? No scary pretty boys, monkeys, or monks with piss-poor attitudes?

[gojyo_saaama]

What are you...?

[ Looking closer (to see if her eyes really are as red as her hair), Gojyo can't help but notice, curling over her cheek, a mirror image of Mom's scars.

Hot chick, you suddenly got a lot less hot. ]

Oi. If this is your idea of a joke, I've got t'say. It's in really bad taste.

[girl_cockroach]

[They notice it right around the same time.]

--Y'know, at least the last me I dealt with was hot.

[Gonna call shakujo right about now.]

So, what are you?

[gojyo_saaama]

[ Man, another illusion world? Well, at least she doesn't look like Mom. That's something. ]

Pretty sure that's my line.

[ He really hates having to fight girls, you know? There's just something wrong about fighting a girl. ]

Lemme guess, 'surrender th'sutra'?

[girl_cockroach]

[On the other hand, she loves kicking guys' asses. They always take it so personally. She's pumped, but--]

...It ain't yours to surrender.

[gojyo_saaama]

Oh, so you just want to get right to th'part where I kick your ass?

[ Shrug ]

Works for me!

[ But he's not still going to attack a woman. Come at me, bro! ]

[girl_cockroach]

[Something about this just isn't right, it doesn't feel wrong like that other double felt wrong (hot as she was), but whatever. Sometimes it's good to start a fight just to figure things out.

She's not a fond of lines like 'don't go easy on me because I'm a girl', and this not-her should definitely know better.

This attack? You should know it pretty well, it is identical to yours! Well. Slightly different center of gravity!]

[gojyo_saaama]

[ Hey, somebody did their homework! That's one of his favorite attacks - nice and scarily showy, but it doesn't require that much effort, and it's easy to change the direction when his opponent moves. Or, well, when he moves, since he's the opponent here.

Well, it's easily blocked. There, on that upward swing... he can flick his blade around to knock hers aside, just a little tap to those lower curves. Less like fighting, more like flirting. ...What? She might be an evil clone, but she's still got a hell of a rack! ]

If you're gonna try and distract me, you should've been a blonde.