Life Sucks
It's been forever since I've updated, so I've decided to catch everyone up in the simple process of writing a new blog every night until things are all in order up til now.....you don't have to read them all if you don't want, but I'm doing it to give all of my friends both old and new the benefit of the doubt that I attempted to tell everyone what I've been up to these days...here goes:
I've been working (GASP!)....that's right, the princess has finally become a tax paying, "I have to work in the morning" saying, working girl now. HA! As if my job at the court house is so hard! I literally get paid to sit on my ass all day. I work in the recording office and my job is to help with the small projects. So far, I've gotten to stuff envelopes, lick stamps, and oh...the hardest job....dealing with the constant boredom and the fact that none of the computers in the office have Solitare, yet all are equipt with a firewall against Myspace....grrr. But I make due by staring at the clock and hanging with my co-workers (kind of). I actually like the people that I work with.
At fist I thought they were all going to be old, stuck up, bitches who do nothing but gossip and talk about their lazy kids, but to my suprise, I get to chill with some pretty cool peeps. They're all not much older than me and still know how to have fun every now and then. The gossip is good and I feel that it will get better as time drags on. And boy does it! 8-5 I sit behind a desk and stare at the wall and the old smelly books that sit on the shelves all around me.
One cool thing about my job is that anytime someone over in the Villages dies...I get to know about it before it's put in the paper....did you know about 10 people die in Sumter County a week and almost 90% of them are all Villagers...hahaha. I hate the Villages, of course without them, I wouldn't have a job.
And speaking of the Villages....did everyone know that there is a huge outbreak of Genital Warts and other nasty STD's running about over there? I hear about it in the office and we all made our theories about why and how it happened. The theory with the most support is that they use Viagra too often, but personally I think it's from all the nasty young sluts bunnies that sleep with the old guys just to get their life insurance when they die.
My day at the office ends and I go home to dirty dishes, laundry, and no dinner on the table. I know I sound like a parent saying that, but lately I have been the parent at home. My mom has dropped any and all responsibilites and it's now my job to take care of house and home. Most adults would agree that it's the right thing for me, actually do some work for a change, but I don't think it's fair. Things haven't been so hot at home since the switch of parental duty and because of my inability to cook I think Bubba (Mark) may starve.
I've been working (GASP!)....that's right, the princess has finally become a tax paying, "I have to work in the morning" saying, working girl now. HA! As if my job at the court house is so hard! I literally get paid to sit on my ass all day. I work in the recording office and my job is to help with the small projects. So far, I've gotten to stuff envelopes, lick stamps, and oh...the hardest job....dealing with the constant boredom and the fact that none of the computers in the office have Solitare, yet all are equipt with a firewall against Myspace....grrr. But I make due by staring at the clock and hanging with my co-workers (kind of). I actually like the people that I work with.
At fist I thought they were all going to be old, stuck up, bitches who do nothing but gossip and talk about their lazy kids, but to my suprise, I get to chill with some pretty cool peeps. They're all not much older than me and still know how to have fun every now and then. The gossip is good and I feel that it will get better as time drags on. And boy does it! 8-5 I sit behind a desk and stare at the wall and the old smelly books that sit on the shelves all around me.
One cool thing about my job is that anytime someone over in the Villages dies...I get to know about it before it's put in the paper....did you know about 10 people die in Sumter County a week and almost 90% of them are all Villagers...hahaha. I hate the Villages, of course without them, I wouldn't have a job.
And speaking of the Villages....did everyone know that there is a huge outbreak of Genital Warts and other nasty STD's running about over there? I hear about it in the office and we all made our theories about why and how it happened. The theory with the most support is that they use Viagra too often, but personally I think it's from all the nasty young sluts bunnies that sleep with the old guys just to get their life insurance when they die.
My day at the office ends and I go home to dirty dishes, laundry, and no dinner on the table. I know I sound like a parent saying that, but lately I have been the parent at home. My mom has dropped any and all responsibilites and it's now my job to take care of house and home. Most adults would agree that it's the right thing for me, actually do some work for a change, but I don't think it's fair. Things haven't been so hot at home since the switch of parental duty and because of my inability to cook I think Bubba (Mark) may starve.