Mar 02, 2005 19:31
Hello wonderful world of livejournal my oh my it's been awhile
I said I wasn't gonna update this thing anymore because well it's pointless and I don't keep up with it anymore
However I had quite the afternoon and I hafta at least type about it
Me and Mr. Frankie at the Y decided we're gonna write a book called "Our YMCA Experience" everyone who reads it will think we made all our stories up
So there's this kid his name is Corey Stone forgive me but he's a little jerk
This kid is bad he made the last counselor quit
Last year some counselor tied him up to a chair just to get him to sit still, of course she got fired
Corey stopped coming to my site for awhile but he came back this week and everything was fine I couldn't believe how well he was doing
Well I forgot to knock on wood because he turned into a monster again today
He like snapped outta nowhere and all hell broke loose
We were having snack time and he decides to jam his hand into Ethan's peanut butter and jelly sandwich then he ran his dirty peanut butter hands all over the bulletin board
He starts running around the room like he's crazy and he starts yelling out the most inappropriate things like "lick my pussy" and "sexy sucka"
We tried getting him to calm down but that didn't work at all there's no stopping this kid
He then gets 2 cups of fruit cocktail mix and pours them over Garrett's lap, Garrett was covered in that syrup stuff
We can't even put this kid in time out because he just gets right back up
To top it all off our monthly readers surprise us without notice
It was embarrassing and they witnessed everything
Corey then decides to run outta the back door he ran all the way to the gate that leads to the street
At this point me and Mr. Frankie have had enough of his crap so we call our supervisor and she says she's gonna go pick him up and he can just sit in her office yeah well she got caught up with some stuff and doesn't show up
So our second choice is to call his mom because oh yeah I forgot to mention she works for the Y
She told us she was gonna go get him in about 30 mins she had to leave her site to go get him
So yeah those 30 mins seemed like forever
She asked to speak with him and lovely Corey decides to tell her that we started it and we beat him up and touched him
We get him back inside and he runs up to Darius and pulls his pants and underwear down and starts spanking Darius on the butt
He runs back into the back room and destroys the room
He threw everything from toy cars to sea shells up against the wall
We can't touch these kids so all we can do is run after him and try to get him to stop
We go outside for recess and he kept trying to run to the gate what makes me mad is that he laughs during all of this he finds it hilarious
He kept picking up wood chips from the playground and throwing them at people
He dropped his pants and ran around with them down on the ground screaming "kiss my booty"
We went back inside and he went around crumbling everyone's art work
Finally his mom shows up and asked Mr. Frankie for his belt and why yes she beat the shit outta him infront of us
He coudln't even walk straight after that
I love my kids and I love my job but that's the one kid that ruins it for everyone each time he's there
Hopefully he won't be returning after today
The End
Oh yeah and one more thing he's only 6 years old