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Hello, and welcome to the fourth installment of the McLoughan legacy!
If you're reading this then hopefully it means you're not tired of me yet. ^^
We last left off with an addition to the family, Akira McLoughan.
..Who gets left on the floor alot.
Sigh.
Not enough simoleons. Coraline sleeps on the couch, but Elcie had to move out of the nursery to make room for Akira. That's gonna be a bitch later on.
Here we go; a chance to bring in more bacon.
Huh. dfnh iudhundsfugnh. All that work.
"Daddy's home!"
"Woo! Yeah.."
*cries*
CRY MOAR YOU SOD.
Coraline, on the other hand, has a bright future indeed.
Elcie: Hay you. Give me attention. Nao.
"HAY. Attenshun."
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And now, for some well-earned aging.
Coraline's still pretty. You can tell she takes after Ada.
Elcie's got alot of Ryuu's features.
And after a make-over, Akira looks like a Ryuu clone. <3
Coraline takes a sudden interest in her brother.
Ada: Can I hold my son? ..Plz?
Looks like Coraline won that argument, Ada grew too tired.
The no-beds thing is a bite in the ass indeed.
Elcie heads to the other room to sleep with Ryuu, but Ada's not having any of that.
Coraline?
Still playing with her new obsession.
Should we do it?
I think we should.
And what's with the talk of heels in bed, Ryuu?
As Elcie gets a premature lesson in sexual anatomy, her parents are too occupied to care.
They're adorable. I just wish they cared about their children's well-being more than getting sexed up.
As Coraline goes ninja on the tub, Elcie and Akira bond.
But Coraline's not having any of that. Someone else touching her little brother? Blasphemy!
Along the line I wanted to give up trying; the little fucker just didn't want them in middleschool. But I grew stubborn.
Gah. College.
Yhus. And it only took three tries.
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Ada: Hey, uh.. Nothing weird's gonna happen to me if I eat this cheesecake, right?
Ryuu: ?
"If so, you're sleeping with a fork up your ass tonight."
Huhuhu.
Wut.
She got into shape from eating cheesecake.
..Why can't that work for me?! D:<
Awe. Still got it.
Elated with life, Ada feels the need to feed Akira the radioactive milk.
Aka; she just got into shape and wants a break from the kids to have a sexiful night with her hubbie.
Ada: With this I can escape parental responsibilities!
Heh. You won't get far.
Nontheless, commence healf-hearted parenting.
Ryuu: "..My son's glowing."
"No, no.. I'm just tired. ..Just tired.."
Poor Ryuu.
Sleep deprivation isn't fun.
Ada takes the couch thing (some day I will remember the proper name),
leaving him with the chair.
Ryuu: *grumble grumble*
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Elcie's first day of school! And, naturally..
*gets up at 4 in the morning to brush teeth in a vigorous fashion*
And though she's apparently still asleep, Ada gives her a congratulatory thumbs up.
Cute shot of our boys, and
they're off to school!
Two less people to worry about.
I totally didn't know kids couldn't be dropped off at school by car (cuz y'know, that totally doesn't make sense. Dropping your kids off with your own car.? Preposterous!), so..
Hai there serial killer!
Oh, Ada.. You're even puking in your sleep.
"I'm not enjoying this. At all."
I know, I know.
Cuz we all need some more Ryuu in our lives. <3
..Sleeping with her eyes open.
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The hot sperm alert just went off, I do believe.
..unfortunately he belongs in a different story. ><
Okay, now that's just showing off. |:<
Ohai Ryuu, finally doing the man's job, I see!
"..Shaddup."
BABY BUMP
Sigh. Asleep.
Here we go..
Huzzah. But we'll hold off for a while, until Elcie can go with her.
The more, the merrier.
Yhus.
Coraline: Hay twerp, stop staring.
shitdamnfuckamothergoose! >_<
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BABY BUMP
and
Yay Akira~ He's a lil freaky looking, but we'll see how his features progress.
"EW." I love when kids do this.
Huhuhu. It's almost time, Ada. :)
*viciously
brushes
teeth*
Nice, guys. Parade around the room the pregnant lady's sleeping in.
They can finally afford beds! The room on the left belongs to Coraline and Elci, the right to Akira.
The nursery got a little makeover as well.
Aki-chan's off to his first day of school.
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"Shoo-flea?!"
Nonono!
Ryuu's supposed to be here. ;_:
Twins!
The cheesecake worked. :D
*cough* Yeah. Just leave it on the ground.
And there's number two.
Boys!
Satoru and Yuki McLoughan
(If you haven't noticed, all the kids are a Japanese/Caucasian mix.)
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And that's all for 1.4~
Thank you for reading. :)
I'm sorry if this installment was kind of like.. Picture and caption. I noticed a little after I posted, and I feel dumb. Sorry about that ^^;