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A haiku to start
Doing Calculus
Integrating like a bitch
Derived formula
New Story:
Smitty awoke to his annoying alarm clock. It read 6am; it was time to get ready. He jumped out of bed, hopped into some clothes, brushed his teeth, and headed to work. When he arrived at the human cloning plany of which he worked, he noticed something incredibly odd. He felt so out of place. What was he to do? He was scared..cold..afraid..mortified! They were everywhere! Everyone in his office was.was..was wearing a multi colored tie!..He had forgotten! It was wear your own multi-colored tie day! His was dark brown..hardly multi-colored! This was his biggest fear..and it had come true! Suddenly, is friends Rufus showed up with a spare. "Looks like you forgot," he said. "No shit," Smitty replied. "Here, take my spare, pal," replied Rufus. Smitty quickly put on the eye-cathing piece of cloth. He thought to himself, "Yes..all is better...I feel at place in my cubicle again; nothing can go wrong now!"
The story you have just heard is ..pretty dumb..but true none the less. Smitty did get a tie..and did fit in. However, he was fired later that day because his socks did not match.
Doing Calculus
Integrating like a bitch
Derived formula
New Story:
Smitty awoke to his annoying alarm clock. It read 6am; it was time to get ready. He jumped out of bed, hopped into some clothes, brushed his teeth, and headed to work. When he arrived at the human cloning plany of which he worked, he noticed something incredibly odd. He felt so out of place. What was he to do? He was scared..cold..afraid..mortified! They were everywhere! Everyone in his office was.was..was wearing a multi colored tie!..He had forgotten! It was wear your own multi-colored tie day! His was dark brown..hardly multi-colored! This was his biggest fear..and it had come true! Suddenly, is friends Rufus showed up with a spare. "Looks like you forgot," he said. "No shit," Smitty replied. "Here, take my spare, pal," replied Rufus. Smitty quickly put on the eye-cathing piece of cloth. He thought to himself, "Yes..all is better...I feel at place in my cubicle again; nothing can go wrong now!"
The story you have just heard is ..pretty dumb..but true none the less. Smitty did get a tie..and did fit in. However, he was fired later that day because his socks did not match.