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Tow elephants walk into a bar. One sits on a stool why the other one stands. The one sitting takes off his hat and says, "Boy, are my feet killing me, pour me up a beer!" The second elephant says, "Make mine a Sam Adams." They both get piss ass drunk. Then one says, "I am sure glad there are no elephant poachers in here...they could get us really easy." Then, to their horror, the elephants look around to see that the bar is filled with poachers. The bartender then says, "Hey, you two!" (To the elephants) "Who us?" "Yeah you two" "What is it?" "Would you two elephants like another POACHER of beer?" .."On the house even"