Freakin EAGLE!
There was a freakin EAGLE hanging around on the front porch of the house across the street from me this morning. An immature Bald Eagle. It was huge, with yellow feetses, and a dark body and speckled head. It was jookin around these peoples' rhododendrons and potted geraniums for maybe 20 minutes. Then it flew away.
A little later a woman came out of the house and walked down the front steps in her heels all innocent, not knowing there had been a freakin EAGLE hanging out right there mere moments before.
A little later a woman came out of the house and walked down the front steps in her heels all innocent, not knowing there had been a freakin EAGLE hanging out right there mere moments before.