Kyo Fangirl Rant
I have had my fair share of crazy diru fangirls. kareki is the worst kyo fangirl I think....but we are not talking about her. We are talking about those fangirls that dont even know who they are fangirly...those fangirls that are fangirls just becuase....well...just becuase.
I am talking about that ONE fangirl at the Wiltern. My first direngrey show and i get encountered by her?! wai gawd wai?
We where over looking the bus...I was excited so i gave in to that much tempation. I was hoping I would see kyo come off the bus...but alais...I only saw Die. X3
well there comes this short-fat-steryotypical-fishnet-wearing-bleached-hair-becuase-kyos-hair-is-bleached-says-fuck-after-every-word-i-THINK-she-was-in-highschool-i-love-kyo-tshirt-wearing-whale-that-was-literitly-camping-out-at-the-front-of-the-line-with-her-mom-just-so-she-can-say-she-was-up-front-raving-poser.
i think she was eating a banana and was carrying a camera.
We start chatting Kyo. but is seemed she had a disillusioned idea of him.
According to her...kyo SO cuts himself ALL the time and has SO many girlfriends. And that he sexes them all like a demon and beats them like stepchildren afterwards.
HA! Yeah...and i bet he has a harem in the red light district all to himself. I bet he does drugs, rapes, and steals from old ladies.
I bet he has a folder on his desktop labled "raped and beaten woman" . I bet he really does eat scorpians.....probably snakes to....baby heads maybe. All his girlsfriends leave his house with big bruises on there faces but at least the sex was good.
The sad part was that she was serious.
"Me and my friend think that kyo would be a GREAT lover but he would probably beat his girlfriends."
Wait a mintue...so there isnt just one of you? theres TWO?! oh god...they breed.
Go back to the front of the line. Enjoy the show. I bet by the time your out of highschool...you wont give a fuck about Kyo. You will sell that t-shirt. and make a new one for the next big thing.
...I could very well be right. And its deeply saddening. Direngrey and Kyo deserve better.