So... Does anyone read my entries? Oh, lookie, a fanfic!!
I feel like writing fanfiction... Let's see how I do with a short drabble. I should probably pick a series to write about... Ah... Hm... I dunno. How's about an AU for Naruto. X3 Kekekekekekekekkekekekek. Now, for a theme/scene. I know! Hehehehehehehe.
Title: Konoha, Corp.
By: The Can-Can group
Rating: Pre-teen
Warnings: Slight cursing. One sided Hinata+Naruto (I shudder to think about it. XP )
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The day started like any other at Konoha, Corp. Birds that sung were shot down by the security guards, who were ordered to by several of the employees who absolutely hated birds. And other annoyances.
However, Naruto, part of the in-terns, was an annoyance, and no one could do anything to him. Gossip around the office said that he was the favorite of the president and was the bastard son of the previous president.
That did not change the fact that a lot of people wanted to kill him.
"And so, the idiot at the bar was all, 'You're underage' and I was like, 'Yeah, right. Don't you see this ID? It clearly says that I am at the right age!' and he was all, 'To join the ARMY, maybe, but not drink, now get outta here!' and then the bouncer/barkeeper kicked me out. And that's how I got this bruise. Now, the one next to it was from-"
Sakura, not being able to take the other intern's idiocy anymore, punched him in the back of his head. Naruto had figured it was a love tap and not the hate tap it really was. "Will you shut up and leave Hinata alone! While you are at it, get back to work!"
Naruto pouted and headed back to his own desk. At the same time, Hinata breathed after an eternity of keeping it in. She blushed, of course, when she realized her crush actually talked to her.
"So, what's on today's schedule?" Naruto asked with a grin on his face as he realized that he had nothing to do. His fast working speed and stamina enabled him to quickly finish his work in record times.
Sakura, still stuck on her first assignment, was quite irritated by this, though the irritation went right over Naruto's head. "Go clean up or something. Or go see if Tsunande needs you to clean up her office."
"Shizune does that all ready," replied Naruto off handly. "I'm sooooooooo bored!"
And all the air in the small office was sucked into everyone's mouth at those words. A bored Naruto is a bad thing. Like, apocolyptic bad. Everyone in the office ducked into their 4x4' cubicles, each praying that Naruto didn't notice him or her.
All except for Kiba. But that's because he just got in from his lunch shift. "Why's everyone hiding? Is there supposed to be a surprise going in? Is it for me? Shall I go back out and try-"
"KIIIIIIBA!" Naruto ran full force to Kiba, the dog lover, and stopped just a few inches away. Kiba breathed in and out in a slight panicked manner.
"WTF! What the hell?"
"So, Kiba," Naruto gave a sly grin. "Wanna go play a trick on Iruka?"
Kiba took a pause and nodded.
"WOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto's war cry scared everyone in the small office room. When the two left, everyone gave a sigh of relief.
Then there was silence.
Someone finally shouted, "Turn up the effing radio all ready!"
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So, due to the writer's inability to creatively come up with jokes/tricks/pranks, the entire scene here has been skipped.
-The Management
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Naruto hated it when he got caught for pranks, especially when he got caught by Iruka. Iruka had a tendency to really rip a new one on him.
However, most of the stuff that Iruka yelled went in one ear and out the other. In the end, he only paid attention to the tone and not the actual words.
Naruto could tell Iruka was really pissed. His veins on his forehead and neck were pulsing out an impressive 2 centimeters (a new record!) and his face was a wondrous shade of purple. He had never seen that shade before, maybe he should call it dolphin purple. Yeah. That'd be cool. And he could sell the name to Crayola and earn some easy cash. Now he just wished he had a camera on him....
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"
Naruto blinked. "Of course, what else would I be doing?"
Naruto could tell Iruka didn't believe him.
"You're helping the janitors out for the next week." And that was final. No arguing and no take backs.
Naruto could've cried if it weren't for the fact that it was unmanly. "What about Kiba? He helped me?"
"I didn't see him, did I?"
Naruto mentally cursed the bastard/traitor. It just wasn't fair.
"Now, before I kill you," Iruka took a moment to calm down. "Tsunade wants to see you in her office. Now."
"Right, el capitano! Off I go!" Naruto quickly left the scene of the crime, hoping that Iruka would forget the punishment.
"And I'll meet you after work in front of the first floor bathrooms!"
"Damn."
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To be continued. Eventually. Maybe. Pending my mood. XD