for my duckling:
What kind of disease are you?
dragonboy:
dragonboy is caused by bad television.
An infection of dragonboy causes victims to write bad goth poetry.
dragonboy is curable by singing Michal Jackson songs at the top of your lungs, forever. You can never speak again, or you will die.
What kind of disease are you?
NirvanaDragon:
NirvanaDragon is caused by Satan.
NirvanaDragon disease will make you be a preppy bastard.
The only way to cure NirvanaDragon infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life.
What kind of disease are you?
Joe:
Joe is caused by bad television.
Joe creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Joe, write bad goth poetry.