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It's so sad! Matt Baker has left Blue Peter. He was like, the best all round presenter ever. Him and Meg the Dog were like soul buddies and went on all adventures together, so its kinda cool theyre both leaving, probably to persue further adventures.
But will they be televised every week at a regular broadcasting slot? NO! (sob)
I was thinking, being a Blue Peter Presenter has to be like, one of the best jobs ever. You get to travel the world and do all this amazing stuff, and still be on TV. And they litereally do just about everything, skydiving, army training, astronaut school, judo, race driving, all sorts.
What a life huh.
Work was an interesting affair. It feels so pointless, I only go once a week. I better get this Waitrose Job or i'm gonna levitate so hard my skull will collapse..
I had to walk there in the rain today. I was thinking, 'I should be driving.' But mum had the car at work. So then I thought its good that I can still be a motorist and still have to endure silly things like a long walk in the rain. I'm not more special than anybody else. And I felt a bit better knowing this.
But then I thought, If i had the car, I woulda driven anyway. Even if it it had been the most gorgeous sunny day. (which it should have been) So it kinda cancels out my previous ponderings. Oh well. I guess I'm just destined to become an unfit adult contributing way way too much in the accumulation of greenhouse gasses and accelerating Global Warming. Hell maybe even IIDA. (Iminent and Impending Death for All)
I got a stitch walking also. So I'm already unfit. But I already knew that. Are you bored yet? You damn well ought to be.
Who do you reckon would be most likely to get bullied in a deck of cards?? I figured maybe the jokers, cos theyre not really 'real' cards. But then I thought, wouldn't the Jokers be most likely to do the bullying? Cos u know, theyd be like the practical jokers of the bunch.
So maybe the big-wigs in Playing-Card-Heirarchy would be most likely to bully, cus theyd think they're better then everyone else. Like the Kings and the Queens and the Jacks. (ps who the hell was Jack anyway?)
So then where would the Ace come in? Is he high or low? Or does it depend on the game currently being played? I reckon ace would be the coolest card... respected by the others. U know when theres a film character called something like Ace Spinatos, he's usually a hip, cool, playa type, smooth as peanut butter and fly as a white guy. So Ace would definately be the coolest card. The Ace of Spades would be even cooler, cos it's have a motorhead t shirt and be high all the time. And a reeall gravelly voice... Best card ever.
In conclusion, If I were a playing card? I would probably get bullied. Probably by the 2 of Hearts or some other wimpy card as well.
But will they be televised every week at a regular broadcasting slot? NO! (sob)
I was thinking, being a Blue Peter Presenter has to be like, one of the best jobs ever. You get to travel the world and do all this amazing stuff, and still be on TV. And they litereally do just about everything, skydiving, army training, astronaut school, judo, race driving, all sorts.
What a life huh.
Work was an interesting affair. It feels so pointless, I only go once a week. I better get this Waitrose Job or i'm gonna levitate so hard my skull will collapse..
I had to walk there in the rain today. I was thinking, 'I should be driving.' But mum had the car at work. So then I thought its good that I can still be a motorist and still have to endure silly things like a long walk in the rain. I'm not more special than anybody else. And I felt a bit better knowing this.
But then I thought, If i had the car, I woulda driven anyway. Even if it it had been the most gorgeous sunny day. (which it should have been) So it kinda cancels out my previous ponderings. Oh well. I guess I'm just destined to become an unfit adult contributing way way too much in the accumulation of greenhouse gasses and accelerating Global Warming. Hell maybe even IIDA. (Iminent and Impending Death for All)
I got a stitch walking also. So I'm already unfit. But I already knew that. Are you bored yet? You damn well ought to be.
Who do you reckon would be most likely to get bullied in a deck of cards?? I figured maybe the jokers, cos theyre not really 'real' cards. But then I thought, wouldn't the Jokers be most likely to do the bullying? Cos u know, theyd be like the practical jokers of the bunch.
So maybe the big-wigs in Playing-Card-Heirarchy would be most likely to bully, cus theyd think they're better then everyone else. Like the Kings and the Queens and the Jacks. (ps who the hell was Jack anyway?)
So then where would the Ace come in? Is he high or low? Or does it depend on the game currently being played? I reckon ace would be the coolest card... respected by the others. U know when theres a film character called something like Ace Spinatos, he's usually a hip, cool, playa type, smooth as peanut butter and fly as a white guy. So Ace would definately be the coolest card. The Ace of Spades would be even cooler, cos it's have a motorhead t shirt and be high all the time. And a reeall gravelly voice... Best card ever.
In conclusion, If I were a playing card? I would probably get bullied. Probably by the 2 of Hearts or some other wimpy card as well.