Well, I found this today. (Actually, my mother found it and I made faces. Anyway.)
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts/AP-Books-Harry-Potter.html?_r=1&oref=slogin (yes, too lazy for nice link D:)
And, wow. So, I guess Sarah's fanfic from back in...July, I guess? Had a ring of truth to it. Ohsnap.
K, I'm quite tired (got up at 6:45 to go out to Wesley to rig boats for the novice)
so peace out.