This is worth an update
So I bought a cap for my truck and got these burgandy (my favorite color) colored mats for the floor and seat mats for the cab of the truck and the same color marine carpet for the bed of the truck (it's covered by a cap now) and as I was showing (name omitted to protect identity) my truck now I said, "So, do you like the motif I have going here?" to which this person replied, "hmm, yeah menstrual blood red." There.