updateeeeeeeeeeee
outline of my online life (all in the course of writing this mind you, all of this occured):
(ronnie on why he went on idle)
RonnieFlynn26: sorry
RonnieFlynn26: a giant air conditioning vent came crashing down outside my door
(elise on boston tourists)
he11oe1ise: these asian tourists were walking around
he11oe1ise: and they thought we were tourists
he11oe1ise: so we played along
he11oe1ise: and theyre like
he11oe1ise: TAKE PICTURE TAKE PICTURE
he11oe1ise: so we took a picture of them and they were like NO N O NO
he11oe1ise: they took a picture of us
he11oe1ise: it was really really goofy
(me on being a racist)
ninetiesninja: did i tell you i'm racist
he11oe1ise: oh damn i knew it
he11oe1ise: you dont like whites right
he11oe1ise: i'm tan now so i should be chill in your book
ninetiesninja: i hate asians.
ninetiesninja: i really do
he11oe1ise: whyyy
ninetiesninja: filenes basement has turned me anti chink
(ronnie living)
RonnieFlynn26: [crunch]
RonnieFlynn26: oh shit, my glasses
(elise's love)
he11oe1ise: i've never fiddled with my love pouch
(ben on pat and i dating)
winterrider24: ill let you to be romantic by yourseleves
ninetiesninja: bc pat is sooooooo romantic
winterrider24: yes he is wen he wants to be
ninetiesninja: you know?!! oh lala benny and pat
winterrider24: haha yes ye si know
ninetiesninja: i heard but thought it be and urban legend
(nikki on ghetto kathleen)
ninetiesninja: tru dat boo. i;'m ghetto
nikKi2cutie: who uh oh. you slutty hoe. get back on the corner you damn organ doner.
(elise on best thing ever)
he11oe1ise: bubble kathleen
he11oe1ise: that would be the best thing ever
(nikki rapping)
nikKi2cutie: Some times i go fish. After eating mumumns home cooked dish. Once i beat the shit out of nora. Run her over in my moms explorer. Then we will be all set. No need to fret, we've got all we need to get, so lets forget this whole bet of all these hopkinton girls we've met.
nikKi2cutie: :-*
nikKi2cutie: EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER!!
(tom's idea of catching up)
TheDyingScene187: i need to stop smoking
TheDyingScene187: im wearing girls pants
SUMMARY OF VACATION
NORTH CAROLINA.
pincher crabs. ocean night swims. drunkeness. uncles. tickle dunk. pre madonnas. hip hop dancing. baton twirling. nest falling. egg smashing. bottle opening spagettios. snoring kearin. drunken burying. toe stubbing. house posing. inner tube jumping. triple tube death jump balance. NOODLE MONSTER. tight glasses. cheese HOT HOT HOT. i'm just messing with her. hide and go seek. aunt vickie. closet. mattress. stolen surfboard. pool table brush. toe ring snapped. stepped on glass. bahloo to you. uno attack. pictonary. jekyll and hide. wine bottle of doom. guffaw. chug. dirty dicks crabs. lemon juice. kmart pizza. bunk beds. don't you ever, never, ever forget it. medical shows. pink eye. shrimp circles. there's a shark. pier walking. cassarole. metal detectors. SHE WAS ON TRACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. how old is she. i'm calling the cops. run carolyn. dern tootin i'm a rebel. huge tires. disappearing bridge. i don't want to leave.
WORK:
the letter. blueberry picking dyke. hot mama. starky. luis fired. luis shopping. over reacting. should i go hide in the back. rack hiding. crusty piercings. oil low. are you kim. get in the car. baby showers. stupid chinks. inventory in the morning. earl snorting. nikki's dilemma. slattery family. shelf falling. is that what is in fashion. i'm going home. i quit mirror. exchange programs. sexual harrassment. lesbian outbreak. krissy ciccy. gremlin girl. tiny ears. mannequin dressing. cashier training. hanger pickups. gossiping. candy stealing. drama.
CAR:
princess sophia. first oil change. sticky animals. febreeze kevy. what kind of oil do you need. vegetable. corn. what kind of filter. coffee. driving with joanne. soo much. peoples stuff. everyone. shoes. stickers. bandaids. med kits. sweatshirts. progress reports. shovel bong. cleaning. jack her up. ice cream sprinkle mess. compact discs.
FRIENDS:
r-fly. target. wendys. pincher crab attack. mom backed into car. buckeye. uno's. alex dow. tom. breakfast. mattie j. work. visits. golf. blues night. i'm trying to impress you. riverbend. can i come over. red. shot glass. kyle. shrooms. england. traffic-ing. shovel bottle. arbiter. turn the headlights off. hunting around near the gazebo. plugging in at cumbys. dan. e brake. thank you thank you. hand kiss. whadda mean you forgot. awesome excuse. nikki. work visits. house party. crazy lesbain girl. pool. late night pick ups. papa ginos. sicky nikki. caitlin. golden spoon. soccer games. target boots and couches. donovan. funniest thing ever. stop go. mascara. diego death. canola or veggie. elise. push push. love pouch fiddled.
I'M SORRY WORLD ITS GOTTEN TOO LATE TO FINISH.
(ronnie on why he went on idle)
RonnieFlynn26: sorry
RonnieFlynn26: a giant air conditioning vent came crashing down outside my door
(elise on boston tourists)
he11oe1ise: these asian tourists were walking around
he11oe1ise: and they thought we were tourists
he11oe1ise: so we played along
he11oe1ise: and theyre like
he11oe1ise: TAKE PICTURE TAKE PICTURE
he11oe1ise: so we took a picture of them and they were like NO N O NO
he11oe1ise: they took a picture of us
he11oe1ise: it was really really goofy
(me on being a racist)
ninetiesninja: did i tell you i'm racist
he11oe1ise: oh damn i knew it
he11oe1ise: you dont like whites right
he11oe1ise: i'm tan now so i should be chill in your book
ninetiesninja: i hate asians.
ninetiesninja: i really do
he11oe1ise: whyyy
ninetiesninja: filenes basement has turned me anti chink
(ronnie living)
RonnieFlynn26: [crunch]
RonnieFlynn26: oh shit, my glasses
(elise's love)
he11oe1ise: i've never fiddled with my love pouch
(ben on pat and i dating)
winterrider24: ill let you to be romantic by yourseleves
ninetiesninja: bc pat is sooooooo romantic
winterrider24: yes he is wen he wants to be
ninetiesninja: you know?!! oh lala benny and pat
winterrider24: haha yes ye si know
ninetiesninja: i heard but thought it be and urban legend
(nikki on ghetto kathleen)
ninetiesninja: tru dat boo. i;'m ghetto
nikKi2cutie: who uh oh. you slutty hoe. get back on the corner you damn organ doner.
(elise on best thing ever)
he11oe1ise: bubble kathleen
he11oe1ise: that would be the best thing ever
(nikki rapping)
nikKi2cutie: Some times i go fish. After eating mumumns home cooked dish. Once i beat the shit out of nora. Run her over in my moms explorer. Then we will be all set. No need to fret, we've got all we need to get, so lets forget this whole bet of all these hopkinton girls we've met.
nikKi2cutie: :-*
nikKi2cutie: EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER!!
(tom's idea of catching up)
TheDyingScene187: i need to stop smoking
TheDyingScene187: im wearing girls pants
SUMMARY OF VACATION
NORTH CAROLINA.
pincher crabs. ocean night swims. drunkeness. uncles. tickle dunk. pre madonnas. hip hop dancing. baton twirling. nest falling. egg smashing. bottle opening spagettios. snoring kearin. drunken burying. toe stubbing. house posing. inner tube jumping. triple tube death jump balance. NOODLE MONSTER. tight glasses. cheese HOT HOT HOT. i'm just messing with her. hide and go seek. aunt vickie. closet. mattress. stolen surfboard. pool table brush. toe ring snapped. stepped on glass. bahloo to you. uno attack. pictonary. jekyll and hide. wine bottle of doom. guffaw. chug. dirty dicks crabs. lemon juice. kmart pizza. bunk beds. don't you ever, never, ever forget it. medical shows. pink eye. shrimp circles. there's a shark. pier walking. cassarole. metal detectors. SHE WAS ON TRACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. how old is she. i'm calling the cops. run carolyn. dern tootin i'm a rebel. huge tires. disappearing bridge. i don't want to leave.
WORK:
the letter. blueberry picking dyke. hot mama. starky. luis fired. luis shopping. over reacting. should i go hide in the back. rack hiding. crusty piercings. oil low. are you kim. get in the car. baby showers. stupid chinks. inventory in the morning. earl snorting. nikki's dilemma. slattery family. shelf falling. is that what is in fashion. i'm going home. i quit mirror. exchange programs. sexual harrassment. lesbian outbreak. krissy ciccy. gremlin girl. tiny ears. mannequin dressing. cashier training. hanger pickups. gossiping. candy stealing. drama.
CAR:
princess sophia. first oil change. sticky animals. febreeze kevy. what kind of oil do you need. vegetable. corn. what kind of filter. coffee. driving with joanne. soo much. peoples stuff. everyone. shoes. stickers. bandaids. med kits. sweatshirts. progress reports. shovel bong. cleaning. jack her up. ice cream sprinkle mess. compact discs.
FRIENDS:
r-fly. target. wendys. pincher crab attack. mom backed into car. buckeye. uno's. alex dow. tom. breakfast. mattie j. work. visits. golf. blues night. i'm trying to impress you. riverbend. can i come over. red. shot glass. kyle. shrooms. england. traffic-ing. shovel bottle. arbiter. turn the headlights off. hunting around near the gazebo. plugging in at cumbys. dan. e brake. thank you thank you. hand kiss. whadda mean you forgot. awesome excuse. nikki. work visits. house party. crazy lesbain girl. pool. late night pick ups. papa ginos. sicky nikki. caitlin. golden spoon. soccer games. target boots and couches. donovan. funniest thing ever. stop go. mascara. diego death. canola or veggie. elise. push push. love pouch fiddled.
I'M SORRY WORLD ITS GOTTEN TOO LATE TO FINISH.