And so it goes.
Today's REALLY STUPID THING is:
"Born Again Virgins"
Jesus. You've only got one shot, hence the whole "making it special" thing. It's not special if you get to lose your virginity over and over again.
"I want a re-do!!!"
Maybe in footraces. Never in sex.
Tonight's REALLY STUPID THING has been brought to you by a magazine article about two forty-somethings who met in a bar, went home, had sex, got engaged, bought a house together, had more sex, and six months before the wedding decide to become "born again virgins" becuase God wants it.
God: Let's hear it for ABJECT STUPIDITY!!!
Gullible People: YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
God: *sweatdrops* It was a joke, people. Lighten up for Christ's sake.
*Thank you to everyone who sent me profile stuff. First chapter will be up soon :)
"Born Again Virgins"
Jesus. You've only got one shot, hence the whole "making it special" thing. It's not special if you get to lose your virginity over and over again.
"I want a re-do!!!"
Maybe in footraces. Never in sex.
Tonight's REALLY STUPID THING has been brought to you by a magazine article about two forty-somethings who met in a bar, went home, had sex, got engaged, bought a house together, had more sex, and six months before the wedding decide to become "born again virgins" becuase God wants it.
God: Let's hear it for ABJECT STUPIDITY!!!
Gullible People: YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
God: *sweatdrops* It was a joke, people. Lighten up for Christ's sake.
*Thank you to everyone who sent me profile stuff. First chapter will be up soon :)