I am going to go to bed now.
But first: "Karma has been ass raping us. Karma is in prison and has been saving up the butter packets for lube because it's gonna ride us all bareback."
I don't know if that's verbatim. But it's damn close.
Met Bill/Bearclaw tonight. We discussed various cosmic coincidences- like, I had two figure skating dreams in a row, wore a figure skating shirt today, and when I went into Lock 24 to buy a Shirley Temple, there was a stand-up comic telling figure skating jokes.
(Note to God: Okay. I get the point.)
Also discussed how OMG I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD/THE RAPTURE/THE END OF THEY MAYAN CALENDAR IN 2012 WITH NICK LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO HOLY SHIT WEIRD!!!!
And zombies. We talked about zombies. I fed some ducks and plotted on how to kidnap the ducklings.
Quack.
I don't know if that's verbatim. But it's damn close.
Met Bill/Bearclaw tonight. We discussed various cosmic coincidences- like, I had two figure skating dreams in a row, wore a figure skating shirt today, and when I went into Lock 24 to buy a Shirley Temple, there was a stand-up comic telling figure skating jokes.
(Note to God: Okay. I get the point.)
Also discussed how OMG I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD/THE RAPTURE/THE END OF THEY MAYAN CALENDAR IN 2012 WITH NICK LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO HOLY SHIT WEIRD!!!!
And zombies. We talked about zombies. I fed some ducks and plotted on how to kidnap the ducklings.
Quack.