Someone should turn their fucking headphones down...

Feb 28, 2005 08:32

Dear Movie Critics Who Said That "The Grudge" Sucked:

FUCK. YOU.

If I wasn't really tired and if I didn't have a lot of other, more important shit to do, I would totally hunt you down and eviscerate you. If someone had told me that "The Grudge" was actually pretty freaky instead of leading me to believe that it was stupid, then I wouldn't have watched it yesterday, nor would I have had nightmares about weirdo Japanese boys who meow a lot trying to kill me and/or bite my toes off.

GAH.

The only way in that it did, in fact, suck, was that the end was left open. Not so much for a sequel, I think. It was like "The Ring"- you just know that the cycle is going to keep perpetuating itself, and that Kayako is going to go on tormenting Sarah Michelle Gellar forever and ever, or until she morphs back into Buffy and does something about it, whichever comes first.

The other crazy dream I had involved me, Kevin Beesaw, and a random North Syracuse winterguard person conspiring to commit murder in Pittsburgh.

I should probably go find something to eat, so my stomach won't make embarassing noises in CRJ class.

I really hope I did well on my test.

GAH- reprise: Have to rewrite my English paper after Chemistry. Damn you, Heisenberg, for spawning EnglishPaper!plotbunnies.

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