Wow
So yesterday I was off on a Sunday, which if you don't know is a feat in itself. So my plans were to watch football all day and drink beer. Well I got up at about 11 and me and dustin bullshitted around for awhile, drank a couple of beers, smoked a couple of cigs and talked about plans for the house. Dustin left at about 12:30 so i decided i would take a nap, WRONG.
I should have known better: 1) I can't sleep if there is light outside unless i pass out 2)My moms goddamn phone wouldn't stop ringing. So i got up and cooked lunch and sat down to watch the football games, well that went to shit because my mom doesn't have fuckin FOX. Not football for me.
SO then Ashley calls me about going to the humane society to take a look at this dog that I might adopt. She, Adam, and I all go to the humane society to find out that it is closed but the dog hasn't been put down yet. After that adam helps me move my bed back home and we plan on watching the cowboys over at his house.
When we get there his mom is in the living room watching one of those trading spaces type shows on ABC i forgot the name of it but it had something to do with deaf people or something (i had already started drinking). Then his little sister, her boyfriend (which i can't stand) and his friend come over. and we all sit there and watch that gay ass show until his mom thinks it's time to turn in.
Once we start to watch the football game Ashley just has to have brownies so she and adam go to buy brownies. I take the Kendalls boyfriend home for her and come back to the brownie making. To make a long story short I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH ANY GODDAMN FOOTBALL YESTERDAY. Thats all I wanted to do.
Later at Adam's Casey and Blake (Adam's country asss cousins) come over. As soon as Casey enters the door we pass around a bottle of boone's farm melon ball and we have a safety meeting. We're just bullshitting around then casey starts reading some shit out of cosmo about the interworkings of the vagina. Not only were the words "vaginal opening" and "uvula" funny coming out of Casey's mouth but the fact that it had a diagram to accompany the article made it that much better.
Then we played texas hold'em and i won of course. And that was my footballless sunday.
I should find out if i get the job today or tomorrow.
I should have known better: 1) I can't sleep if there is light outside unless i pass out 2)My moms goddamn phone wouldn't stop ringing. So i got up and cooked lunch and sat down to watch the football games, well that went to shit because my mom doesn't have fuckin FOX. Not football for me.
SO then Ashley calls me about going to the humane society to take a look at this dog that I might adopt. She, Adam, and I all go to the humane society to find out that it is closed but the dog hasn't been put down yet. After that adam helps me move my bed back home and we plan on watching the cowboys over at his house.
When we get there his mom is in the living room watching one of those trading spaces type shows on ABC i forgot the name of it but it had something to do with deaf people or something (i had already started drinking). Then his little sister, her boyfriend (which i can't stand) and his friend come over. and we all sit there and watch that gay ass show until his mom thinks it's time to turn in.
Once we start to watch the football game Ashley just has to have brownies so she and adam go to buy brownies. I take the Kendalls boyfriend home for her and come back to the brownie making. To make a long story short I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH ANY GODDAMN FOOTBALL YESTERDAY. Thats all I wanted to do.
Later at Adam's Casey and Blake (Adam's country asss cousins) come over. As soon as Casey enters the door we pass around a bottle of boone's farm melon ball and we have a safety meeting. We're just bullshitting around then casey starts reading some shit out of cosmo about the interworkings of the vagina. Not only were the words "vaginal opening" and "uvula" funny coming out of Casey's mouth but the fact that it had a diagram to accompany the article made it that much better.
Then we played texas hold'em and i won of course. And that was my footballless sunday.
I should find out if i get the job today or tomorrow.