Warning: may come with strip dance.
Who: suckmylipstick & whoeverrrrr
Setting: Drunk!Hajime
Warnings: I have no Earthly idea even.
[Hi, you've been drinking with Hajime. Maybe you're completely sober and duped him into this. Maybe it was a drinking game. An intimate night on the couch, hitting the bar in a club, dragging him out a restaurant but he won't let go of the seat until he gets one last drink, whatever. Proceed.]