I demand you do something with this.

[koreanator]

Who: koreanator & distantwater
Setting: China's kitchen~
Warnings: Innuendo and WTF.
Notes: Presenting your daily dosage of crack.

Comments

LMAO, WELL, IF YOU INSIST

[distantwater]

[China just stares, blankly, at the note left on his fridge. Then with a scowl, and an indignant 'Aiyaa!', rips it down.]

Who put that there, aru?!

IT'S TOO LULZY AND I'LL PROLLY THROW IN REGULAR KOREA SINCE I CAN'T PLAY ARNIE. ;w;

[koreanator]

Hasta la vista, bro.

HAHAHAHA, Sounds good to me!

[distantwater]

[Jumping about a foot in the air, goddamnit.]

What- Korea?! What are you doing here, aru! Knock like a normal person!

Korearnie will have to...excuse himself or something.

[mansae]

[ Just about as Korearnie is about to Koreanate China, Korea waltzes in the room. Without knocking. ]

What's up, big bro? I--

Whoa!! Is that...me?

[ NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. ]

My hero, aru!

[distantwater]

[OH MY CONFUCIUS WHAT]

Since when were there two of you, aru?!

He's China's hero? XD

[mansae]

[ APPROACHING ]

Bro... That's definitely me! You...

You made a life size android of me...!

Up until the moment he gets groped again :|

[distantwater]

Why would I do a thing like that?!

[He doesn't like the way this is going at all.]

One of you, leave! Leave, aru! I can't deal with two of you at once!

He might get double the gropage this time. What is this situation, really.

[koreanator]

[ Korearnie is still Korea. They both approach. In unison. In fact, they're speaking. In. Unison. ]

Big bro...!

China sandwich!

[distantwater]

W-why don't you ever listen, aru?!

[He doesn't have to think twice. That open window is looking very attractive right now. Dash!]

The most delicious sandwich ever. /gets on that

[koreanator]

[ Korearnie here is blocking the window, meanwhile Korea approaches China, still convinced it's a symbol of brotherly love. ]

I knew it! Big bro loves me so much, he used his technology to make me a super amazing android!

/nomnomnom

[distantwater]

[China skids to a halt, and spins around, trying not to end up with his back towards either of them. Not a good idea, he thinks.]

Th-that's not it at all, aru!

/imagines all the paninis here as China sandwiches ;O;

[mansae]

Then what's it like, bro?

[ They start to approach him, nearly boxing him in. Korearnie joins in: ]

Yes. What is it like, bro?

[distantwater]

[DESPAIR.]

Why are there two of yooouuu?!

[koreanator]

[ The Koreas look at each other, saying in unison: ]

We are here for you.