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So I'm feeling much better today. It's raining outside, and I'm working on my cape. I guess my mom's never gonna send me the dress I was going to wear to dance the Sa'sara...means I gotta find a new costume. ACK...I haven't even practiced yet! I might have to back out...that would be embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as making a fool of myself in front of everyone I respect. =p
Alena's shawl is beautiful...I'll be honest and say I didn't expect it to turn out well at all..but somehow, despite the many mishaps I encountered whilst creating it, it's perfect. :) I like it enough as it that I don't want to add the embroidery I was planning on including. (In my opinion) the shawls look better without.
Zabu is getting fat. Not "growing" not "healthy"...she is, quite plainly, fat. And Shar'din is proportionately very skinny. Hrm.... The conclusion Tony and I have drawn is that Zabu is stealing Shar'din's food. Poor lil SDS kitty. I'm sure they'll both live, but I gotta do something about Zabu being fat. *grumble*
I'm leaving the crackhouse! I'm going to live with Tony! I'm so happy...maybe I can finally get somewhere.
In other news...I'm a sex-freak.
"a-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about."
(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Alena's shawl is beautiful...I'll be honest and say I didn't expect it to turn out well at all..but somehow, despite the many mishaps I encountered whilst creating it, it's perfect. :) I like it enough as it that I don't want to add the embroidery I was planning on including. (In my opinion) the shawls look better without.
Zabu is getting fat. Not "growing" not "healthy"...she is, quite plainly, fat. And Shar'din is proportionately very skinny. Hrm.... The conclusion Tony and I have drawn is that Zabu is stealing Shar'din's food. Poor lil SDS kitty. I'm sure they'll both live, but I gotta do something about Zabu being fat. *grumble*
I'm leaving the crackhouse! I'm going to live with Tony! I'm so happy...maybe I can finally get somewhere.
In other news...I'm a sex-freak.
"a-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about."
(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now