♪ forty-eighth water clone [accidental video] forward dated to Thursday morning

[ninthserenade]

Braig! Braig, get back here!

[At first, it'd probably seem like he was talking in his sleep, considering the time of day the broadcast was sent out--until a tree passes the lens of the SFC. Uh oh. Looks like the little Nobody lost something! This goes on for a few minutes until Demyx finally lowers his voice.]

Braig? ...Oh man, there you are!

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[hisdreamsmyfate]

--how could you not tell?

[NOT EVERYONE CAN SEE IN THE DARK LIKE YOU ZACK.]

[ninthserenade]

It looked like my freakin' cat!

[NOBODY SENSES WHY YOU FAIL HIM.]

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Your cat looks like a skunk?

--I think y'might wanna invest in a new pet there, buddy.

[ninthserenade]

T-They're both black a-and Braig has a white patch on 'im--!

[Gaaaaaag]

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Alright, y'know what? Never mind that. You got a way to get that gunk off?

[ninthserenade]

...I didn't even know what that thing was, man.

--/SPITS AT THAT ICON.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

It's... called a skunk. Once those things spray you, it's gonna take more than just soap and water to get it off.

HIS SHAME.

[ninthserenade]

...Do I gotta scrub off a whole layer of skin or something? Eugh... I blame Braig for running out the door between my feet earlier.

JUST. THAT FACE. ON NAMINE.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Nah, there's tricks to fix it right up! I'd second the other guy on the tomatoes, actually.

FANTASTIC INNIT?

[ninthserenade]

I still don't get what tomatoes gotta do with stinking really bad. How the heck do you take a bath in 'em?

MY NIGHTMARES.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Tomato juice! Squeeze the juice out of 'em and just soak yourself in it.

/CLIMBS IN YOUR WINDOW WITH THAT FACE.

[ninthserenade]

That sounds really gross, dude.

WHY ARE YOU NAKED.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

But it works! Trust me on that.

[And he actually does look serious about it - Gongaga was filled with its share of strange critters, after all.]

Might need to get someone to give you a sponge bath, though.

I DON'T KNOW. I BLAME NARGLES.

[ninthserenade]

I guess I'll take your word for it if it really works.

[Don't forget the Malboros.]

A what bath?

...do I wanna know

[hisdreamsmyfate]

A sponge bath! Y'know, since you'll have to get every part of where the skunk got ya.

do you?

[ninthserenade]

Eheheh, I dunno if Lea'd wanna do that for me. I think I shorted out my sense of smell or somethin' though cuz it doesn't seem that bad anymore--It's still puke-worthy but I'm not gagging as bad.

[A beat.]

I might just hafta use water clones or somethin'.